hoflake 

A special type of female who thinks all of her problems are unique and special like snowflakes. But really she is just a whack as ho and no one gives a shit about her problems.

"do you hear Tina bitching again about her Boss? she thinks people care but she doesn't understand she is just a Hoflake."

hoflake by Brimbly23 March 11, 2016

Hotflake & Snowflake 

The best power couple there is. Characterized by a hot, charming male partner and a sweet, but unique female counterpart. Alike in many ways, they both share the same energetic and enthusiastic qualities that make people extremely jealous of their relationship.

1. Damn did you see Phil and Emily? They're forsure a Hotflake & Snowflake couple.

2. Brad is so hot and funny, and Carina is so likeable! They would make a perfect Hotflake & Snowflake couple!

Hotflake & Snowflake by 1005perfect February 7, 2013

Hoeflake 

Feminist triggered by whatever triggers feminists (aka anything at all).

James: I liked Scarlett Johansson better with red hair.

Anita: Listen here, you scumbag cis white male human garbage.... don't body shame Scarlet Johansson for not having red hair.

Carl to James: Wow, Anita really is a triggered hoeflake, isn't she?

Hoeflake by Erbandickshunairy June 30, 2017

Hoeflake 

1. Someone who has a large number of sexual partners but is sensitive about the topic.

2. Someone who is prolific on dating apps but flakes after they jack off.

1. Lashonda is such a hoeflake, I had to drive her to the clinic and lend her $15 dollars for a test because her parents look at her bank account

2. Michael is such a hoeflake. We’ve been talking since last summer but he has yet to actually stick it in.

Hoeflake by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020