hoflation 

The increase in cost for a date out with a female. Also includes time spent courting such female in social networks like Instagram. sliding in DMs, payin the check, etc.

Dude1: My grandpa had to spend 1/4 of the time and money to go out with Peggy-Sue. Taking Emmily out is super expensive and she won't even burp my worm.

Dude2: Damn bro, that's hoflation right there

hoflation by Rectalin Vader May 16, 2023

Hoflation 

Definition : the upkeep of a promiscuous female beyond means of any normal female in a monogamous relationship with a gentleman.

Because of the hoflation being so outrageous men are scared to commit to females.

Hoflation by Hoflation November 9, 2023

hoeflation 

The concept of men having to work 20x harder than their grandfathers did for women 20x worse than what their grandmothers were

Man 1: why don’t you get a girlfriend

Man 2: because hoeflation is insane at the moment

hoeflation by Bigdaddymomo June 30, 2022

Hoeflation 

Hoeflation is a term which describes the increase in price men have to pay for lower value women. This is reflected through higher prices in terms of, having to spend more $ on women, having to have a certain personality, physique, etc. Women have lost all their value as they have sex with everyone, can't cook and don't know how to be good wives.

The Hoeflation in manly this month is up 6%

Hoeflation by MyNameIsCdog July 4, 2022

horcation 

Going on vacation with another person while separated from your current spouse or partner. The general intent being that of sexual interaction / general pleasure / leisure.

When my STBX found out I was going on vacation with my new boyfriend he said “enjoy your horcation”. The obvious undertone of this comment being that I am a whore for going on vacation with someone other than himself.

horcation by twolittlebirds June 19, 2017

Hoetation 

When you have a rotation of men or women you consistently cycle through

Are you just hooking up with one dude rn? Nah I have a hoetation of 5 men rn.

Hoetation by Sonia K May 9, 2020

Hoeflation 

Hoeflation is a derogatory portmanteau of "whore" and "inflation", used to refer to the unfair Pareto Distribution principle (80/20 rule) that has appeared in dating culture due to the advent of internet dating (such as Tinder). It essentially affirms that the dating market tends to be rigged in favor of women. The top 80% of women only really go after the top 20% of men (female hypergamy), whereas a few decades ago, typically women would find men on their level as opposed to men way above their level. Women only date upwards now, and by a lot. The average man nowadays needs to work several times (~5x) harder than his grandfather (finances, bodybuilding, career etc.) to attract women who are several times (~7x) in lower quality (inferior) to his grandmother (less attractive, abhorrent personality) etc. Lets do a quick inflation formula with the 5 and the 7. Real Inflation Rate = ((New Price - Old Price) / (Old Price x Quality Factor)) x 100 so we get Real Inflation Rate = ((50 - 10) / (10 x 7)) x 100 which is a 571% real inflation rate (rate of Hoeflation in this case) that men must bear the cost of. Now lets look at some more math. According to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches while Lil Wayne says that bitches come a dime a dozen. So one good girl is worth $8.33, so a bitch is $0.00833 (these are all in USD).

Friend 1: Dude, I make a ton of money, I'm fit, I have a decent career and house. A girl rejected me on Tinder because im only 5'11" tall. She wants a 6'0" man.

Friend 2: What the heck? Thats crazy, sounds like Hoeflation on Tinder to me. Ouch.

Hoeflation by davidmilldurger March 30, 2023