hoeth

created by Tyler through text, either saying hello, calling Juliana a hoe, or a sneeze over text.

Hoeth

by Janitorboi May 22, 2018

hoephie

A hoe/woman in a relationship that still acts single towards other men, because they can’t take relationships seriously, and prefer to be hoes sleeping around with multiple people.

“I feel bad for him because his girlfriend is such a hoephie.”

by Zachsoncrack January 1, 2018

Hoetation

When you have a rotation of men or women you consistently cycle through

Are you just hooking up with one dude rn? Nah I have a hoetation of 5 men rn.

by Sonia K May 9, 2020

Tyler Hoechlin

~it's pronounced Heck-lin~
An insanly underrated, nice, funny and talented man. Everyones dream is to have someone like him in their lives (even though no one could out-do this sex god of a man *cough* *cough*)

"i just met this absolute perfect guy!"

"that's tyler hoechlin!"

by iamjustarandomperson December 29, 2018

hoechlining

To make a ridiculous frat boy face, and flash a peace sign in pictures. The deadly combo is sometimes joined with an awkward "hand-in-the-pocket" or a smug grin.

Made popular by actor Tyler Hoechlin.

Bro 1: "Dude, you can't keep Hoechlining in all these pictures, it's getting ridiculous."

Bro 2: "Yeah, and what are you gonna do about it?"

Bro 1: "I'm gonna take away your pizza rights."

Bro 2: "YOU WOULDN'T DARE."

by tposetpose September 24, 2013

hoetel

a motel that is typically used by people to sleep with hookers

Frank paid the prostitute 65$ and took her with him to the hoetell to bang her.

by lmxdurgex January 29, 2009

hoetry

The art of talking, writing or generally presenting oneself like a ho.

That girl was being real foul on Facebook today and posting inappropriate comments about her sexual escapades with random dudes. I wish she would stop spitting her hoetry for everyone to see.

You know that Slampig will be at the club tonight with her usual hoetry.

What a wonderful piece of hoetry. Now, I am clear that if I sleep with you my dick might fall off!

by True fu August 24, 2010