hoeth
Hoeth
hoeth by Janitorboi May 22, 2018
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hoephie
A hoe/woman in a relationship that still acts single towards other men, because they can’t take relationships seriously, and prefer to be hoes sleeping around with multiple people.
hoephie by Zachsoncrack January 1, 2018
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hoeth • Hoether • hoethermia • Hoethics • Hoethotical Bump • Hoe the barbie • hoe their ass • 'Heth' • hoehopper • Hoephobic
Tyler Hoechlin
~it's pronounced Heck-lin~
An insanly underrated, nice, funny and talented man. Everyones dream is to have someone like him in their lives (even though no one could out-do this sex god of a man *cough* *cough*)
An insanly underrated, nice, funny and talented man. Everyones dream is to have someone like him in their lives (even though no one could out-do this sex god of a man *cough* *cough*)
Tyler Hoechlin by iamjustarandomperson December 29, 2018
hoechlining
To make a ridiculous frat boy face, and flash a peace sign in pictures. The deadly combo is sometimes joined with an awkward "hand-in-the-pocket" or a smug grin.
Made popular by actor Tyler Hoechlin.
Made popular by actor Tyler Hoechlin.
Bro 1: "Dude, you can't keep Hoechlining in all these pictures, it's getting ridiculous."
Bro 2: "Yeah, and what are you gonna do about it?"
Bro 1: "I'm gonna take away your pizza rights."
Bro 2: "YOU WOULDN'T DARE."
Bro 2: "Yeah, and what are you gonna do about it?"
Bro 1: "I'm gonna take away your pizza rights."
Bro 2: "YOU WOULDN'T DARE."
hoechlining by tposetpose September 24, 2013
hoetel
hoetry
That girl was being real foul on Facebook today and posting inappropriate comments about her sexual escapades with random dudes. I wish she would stop spitting her hoetry for everyone to see.
You know that Slampig will be at the club tonight with her usual hoetry.
What a wonderful piece of hoetry. Now, I am clear that if I sleep with you my dick might fall off!
You know that Slampig will be at the club tonight with her usual hoetry.
What a wonderful piece of hoetry. Now, I am clear that if I sleep with you my dick might fall off!
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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