hoetel

a motel that is typically used by people to sleep with hookers

Frank paid the prostitute 65$ and took her with him to the hoetell to bang her.

by lmxdurgex January 29, 2009

hoetel

a hoe-tel and everything
enough said.

I let her suck my dick and the hoetel erebody.

by blah September 2, 2004

ikea hotel

A tower that consists of different level and rooms in Pewdiepie’s Terraria series. First known resident of this structure is Connor (though he never really was invited). Some say that when the old IKEA tower flew to the skies it found its way to the world of Terraria.

Gamer 1: where did the video old Ikea tower go?

Gamer 2: oh it apparently landed on the land of Terraria and has now been renamed IKEA hotel.

Gamer 1: Very Nice!

by SomeRandomDudeOnTheInternet1 December 2, 2019

Hotel Sweet Tea

Drugs. Lots and lots of Drugs.

or actual sweet tea made in a hotel

Bro we made so much Hotel Sweet Tea !!!

by Haugendazz April 13, 2019

hotel cart diving

Picking through some possibly tasty morsels and sealed jellies, mayo, mustard, maybe even silverware on an abandoned hotel cart in a good hotel.

We never take condiments like salt, pepper, mustard, ketchup etc on our Vegas trips we just resort to Hotel Cart Diving.

3am, restaurants closed and BEHOLD a Traders Giottos italian sub SEALED and still on ice parked outside suite 666, sweet!

The Goddess wouldn't want all those unopened Jelly Jars to go to waste on a hotel cart, somebody has to eat the Orange Marmalade...DIVE DIVE DIVE!

by BayAreaWillI September 16, 2013

hotel bella muerte

Hotel Bella Bella Muerte is Spanish for "Hotel of beautiful death". It is used in the song "The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You" by My Chemical Romance

"Lost in the prescription she's got something else in mind ,check into the Hotel Bella Muerte"

by lucyatwel December 26, 2016

House Hotel

The state of having the entire house or apartment to yourself while your significant other is away for a given period of time.

Friend: "Your wife is away this weekend. What do you plan on doing?"
Me: "I have house hotel, so I plan on staying in my underwear and eating pizza and ice cream for every meal."
Friend: "House hotel is awesome!"

by willestrd November 15, 2013