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A nickname for a guy named joespeh

Yo hoesip wassup!

hoesip by Skullz September 22, 2020

Words you can keep

hoesplat

When a woman attempts to make a sexually enticing video, and the furniture / structure beneath her collapses.

While attempting to showcase her nude 450 pound bulk for a " Large and in Charge " self-esteem building excercise, Rosies whale-like tonnage caused her dining room table to violently collapse, resulting in a hoesplat which garnered second place on Americas Funniest Home Videos.

hoesplat by Dragonwolf November 7, 2018

Related Words

hoesip • hoeseph • Hoepiphany • Hoenips • hoesiah • hoehip • hoeriphobia • Hoeseph Broseph • Hoeship • HOESIS

Hoesies

Hoesies are a popular group on twitter. Together they spread trends in order to cure boredom caused by lockdown, They're born leaders. They are best known for partnering with a mint company, Altoid, as seen on their twitter to promote LGBT ship, Hosie.

"Hey did you see the newest trend set by the hoesies?"

Hoesies by hoesie July 17, 2020

Hoenips

A prostitutes nipples.
Someone with nipples like a hooker.

That stripper had definite hoenips they scared me.

Hoenips by Tits McGee and Dick Mcgoo June 28, 2014

Hoesided

1: Someone/Something/Someplace that's frequently associated with being funny-style, doing dirt, backstabbing or hypocrisy.

2: A person considered as having corrupt principles for personal gain.

3: A person considered as someone that selfishly wants everything his/her way.

4: A person whose skills are low and they are selfish.

5: A person considered as mean, disagreeable and/or spiteful; bastard; bitch; dick in the booty; dubious.

Why is the average person hoesided behind your back?

Hoesided by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant May 4, 2006

hoesif

Closest bond you can form between women (like a bro/brosif but deeper).

"Are you and Rowan pretty tight or what?"
"Yeah she's my hoesif for life!"

hoesif by krisrowhoe November 24, 2009

hoesickle

A girl or woman who wears very skippy clothes during the winter months and can be seen shivering and shaking while going club to club.

Dude did you see those two hoesickles trying to get a cab outside?

hoesickle by ET26 October 31, 2006

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026