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A nickname for a guy named joespeh

Yo hoesip wassup!

hoesip by Skullz September 22, 2020

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hoesplat

When a woman attempts to make a sexually enticing video, and the furniture / structure beneath her collapses.

While attempting to showcase her nude 450 pound bulk for a " Large and in Charge " self-esteem building excercise, Rosies whale-like tonnage caused her dining room table to violently collapse, resulting in a hoesplat which garnered second place on Americas Funniest Home Videos.

hoesplat by Dragonwolf November 7, 2018

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Hoesies

Hoesies are a popular group on twitter. Together they spread trends in order to cure boredom caused by lockdown, They're born leaders. They are best known for partnering with a mint company, Altoid, as seen on their twitter to promote LGBT ship, Hosie.

"Hey did you see the newest trend set by the hoesies?"

Hoesies by hoesie July 17, 2020

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Hoenips

A prostitutes nipples.
Someone with nipples like a hooker.

That stripper had definite hoenips they scared me.

Hoenips by Tits McGee and Dick Mcgoo June 28, 2014

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Hoesided

1: Someone/Something/Someplace that's frequently associated with being funny-style, doing dirt, backstabbing or hypocrisy.

2: A person considered as having corrupt principles for personal gain.

3: A person considered as someone that selfishly wants everything his/her way.

4: A person whose skills are low and they are selfish.

5: A person considered as mean, disagreeable and/or spiteful; bastard; bitch; dick in the booty; dubious.

Why is the average person hoesided behind your back?

Hoesided by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant May 4, 2006

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hoesif

Closest bond you can form between women (like a bro/brosif but deeper).

"Are you and Rowan pretty tight or what?"
"Yeah she's my hoesif for life!"

hoesif by krisrowhoe November 24, 2009

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hoesickle

A girl or woman who wears very skippy clothes during the winter months and can be seen shivering and shaking while going club to club.

Dude did you see those two hoesickles trying to get a cab outside?

hoesickle by ET26 October 31, 2006

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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