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hoesplat 

When a woman attempts to make a sexually enticing video, and the furniture / structure beneath her collapses.
While attempting to showcase her nude 450 pound bulk for a " Large and in Charge " self-esteem building excercise, Rosies whale-like tonnage caused her dining room table to violently collapse, resulting in a hoesplat which garnered second place on Americas Funniest Home Videos.
hoesplat by Dragonwolf November 7, 2018
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Hoesies are a popular group on twitter. Together they spread trends in order to cure boredom caused by lockdown, They're born leaders. They are best known for partnering with a mint company, Altoid, as seen on their twitter to promote LGBT ship, Hosie.
"Hey did you see the newest trend set by the hoesies?"
Hoesies by hoesie July 17, 2020
A prostitutes nipples.
Someone with nipples like a hooker.
That stripper had definite hoenips they scared me.

Hoesided 

1: Someone/Something/Someplace that's frequently associated with being funny-style, doing dirt, backstabbing or hypocrisy.

2: A person considered as having corrupt principles for personal gain.

3: A person considered as someone that selfishly wants everything his/her way.

4: A person whose skills are low and they are selfish.

5: A person considered as mean, disagreeable and/or spiteful; bastard; bitch; dick in the booty; dubious.
Why is the average person hoesided behind your back?
Closest bond you can form between women (like a bro/brosif but deeper).
"Are you and Rowan pretty tight or what?"
"Yeah she's my hoesif for life!"
hoesif by krisrowhoe November 24, 2009

hoesickle 

A girl or woman who wears very skippy clothes during the winter months and can be seen shivering and shaking while going club to club.
Dude did you see those two hoesickles trying to get a cab outside?
hoesickle by ET26 October 31, 2006