Hoesided

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1: Someone/Something/Someplace that's frequently associated with being funny-style, doing dirt, backstabbing or hypocrisy.

2: A person considered as having corrupt principles for personal gain.

3: A person considered as someone that selfishly wants everything his/her way.

4: A person whose skills are low and they are selfish.

5: A person considered as mean, disagreeable and/or spiteful; bastard; bitch; dick in the booty; dubious.

Why is the average person hoesided behind your back?

Hoesided by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant May 4, 2006

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Hoeside

A town in Nassau County, Long Island. Originally named "Oceanside". The general population has now dubbed it "Hoeside". Now you maybe wondering why? It is because everyone is a total THOT. Men and women alike. All attempting to do very naughty things with each other. On top of that, they have a huge opiod problem. What's not to disgust you about this town?

Yo, you here Mikie is going down Hoeside to pick up a gram and some thot?

Hoeside by TK_Youzansen November 23, 2018

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