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Closest bond you can form between women (like a bro/brosif but deeper).
"Are you and Rowan pretty tight or what?"
"Yeah she's my hoesif for life!"
hoesif by krisrowhoe November 24, 2009
Words you can keep
Hoesies are a popular group on twitter. Together they spread trends in order to cure boredom caused by lockdown, They're born leaders. They are best known for partnering with a mint company, Altoid, as seen on their twitter to promote LGBT ship, Hosie.
"Hey did you see the newest trend set by the hoesies?"
Hoesies by hoesie July 17, 2020
Related Words

hoesfortimmy 

The coolest people out there obsessed with Timothée chalamet
Hoesfortimmy are so much better than you because they are so cool it hurts

Hoesided 

1: Someone/Something/Someplace that's frequently associated with being funny-style, doing dirt, backstabbing or hypocrisy.

2: A person considered as having corrupt principles for personal gain.

3: A person considered as someone that selfishly wants everything his/her way.

4: A person whose skills are low and they are selfish.

5: A person considered as mean, disagreeable and/or spiteful; bastard; bitch; dick in the booty; dubious.
Why is the average person hoesided behind your back?

hoesickle 

A girl or woman who wears very skippy clothes during the winter months and can be seen shivering and shaking while going club to club.
Dude did you see those two hoesickles trying to get a cab outside?
hoesickle by ET26 October 31, 2006
A police officer who thinks he's a total badass..
Look at that hossifer prowlin' around. I hope he wrecks..
Hossifer by audioamz February 7, 2010
The process of turning a person into a hoe.
"Wow Jerry sure did a good job hoeifying Sarah."
Hoeify by Jesusismywaifu November 25, 2018
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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