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When the vaginal hole is abnormally crooked and you are not asian.
I bought a white escort last night and got a 10 percent discount when I mentioned I noticed her holiosis
holiosis by LemmeF1ndOut November 15, 2021
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A spinal disease that's is contracted from popping your ass and boobs out for elongated periods of time.
Man 1: Dude did you hear Abby and Mckenzie had to be taken out in wheelchairs?

Man 2: nah man why

Man 1: hoeliosis hoes be droppin like flies
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Holidosis 

Holidosis is the disease of the holiday spirit. Mostly occured from early October to Early January. Religions and cultures may change effect of Holidosis. If your Christian Holidosis is usually side effects as Christmas spirit. And of course the nonsecular days Halloween and thanksgiving. If your Jewish your normally in the Hannukah spirit. And the nonsecular holidays like Halloween and thanksgiving. 9/10 people have it. The rest of the 1/10 are old hermits or beings without family.
Aye bro come over im so upset right now.

Nahh im to Happy

From?

I have a huge case of Holidosis.
Holidosis by chorectophy October 8, 2014

Holidosis 

Holidosis is the disease of the holiday spirit. Mostly occured from early October to Early January. Religions and cultures may change effect of Holidosis. If your Christian Holidosis is usually side effects as Christmas spirit. And of course the nonsecular days Halloween and thanksgiving. If your Jewish your normally in the Hannukah spirit. And the nonsecular holidays like Halloween and thanksgiving. 9/10 people have it. The rest of the 1/10 are old hermits or beings without family.
Aye bro come over im so upset right now.

Nahh im to Happy

From?

I have a huge case of Holidosis.
Holidosis by chorectophy October 8, 2014

holitosis 

Derived from the word halitosis ( chronic bad breath ). Holitosis refers to any other foul smelling Orifice on the human body but is generally used to describe a foul smelling vagina.
When we started to mess around...I noticed her halitosis was so bad I didn't want to kiss her.... so I immediately put my head between her legs and her holitosis made me vomit.
holitosis by LemmeF1ndOut April 2, 2022
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