snappyturtle's definitions

haysiosis

The condition or state of smelling so incredibly rank that it efffects not only those near you but those scores of miles away. The effect of the smell can range from unconsciousness to instant fatality. The only known case of this horrible disease is in Annapolis Maryland. A student at the Naval Academy reportedly undergoes weekly check ups to make sure that his stench is contained to such an extent that only his roommates are burdened with this horrendous stench.

Alex Hays is the only person in the world with a case of Haysiosis.

A slow and torturous death is preferable to smelling a person infected with haysiosis.

by snappyturtle April 22, 2006