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Hoeshit is used to refer to a situation or a person as stingy or the worst fucking thing or person ever.
“Bro Mrs. Federline just told me to double mask and she took my phone away!”

“FUCK! Mrs. Federline is on some Hoeshit!”
Hoeshit by Fuck Biology December 4, 2021
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It's beyond Bullshit and more powerful
Dude 1: This is HogShit
Dude 2: Oh you mean BullShit?
Dude 1: Kind of but this is worse!
Hogshit by Gangsta gene February 17, 2010

Hofshits 

When you attend Hofstra University and eat the food there, and then you have to take a shit. The shit is much worse than regular shits and it hits different.
Zack: bro i just ate at the Chinese buffet you know what that means.
Raffy: you’re bout to have the Hofshits?
Zack: yep
Hofshits by Creator69420 September 25, 2019

Bald headed hoe shit

Women taking what we want and dismissing what we dont want. You're whatever we say you are. We know the difference between love and lust & we are completely sexually liberated in order to please ourselves and not take from the next. Fierce, independent dope ass soul ...but most of all... We do what we WANT. Cause Boy Fuck You!
I'm on my bald headed hoe shit tonight. Somebody nappy headed son bout tuh catch this work then ima ghost his ass.

hoe shit 

1) shit that is just garbage / wannabe / bootleg / down right bullshit

2) anything fucked up you do to someone or someone does to you

3) c's up b's down
1) blood walk
2) your best friend fuckin your mom - hoe shit.
3) you already know
hoe shit by fulgore July 16, 2008

bald head hoe shit 

Dumb or Stupid ass shit.
Dat gurl need to get off dat BALD HEAD HOE SHIT!
bald head hoe shit by BEAUTIFULL March 22, 2005
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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