homeshit

a cross between homework and bullshit; used when having an increasingly frustrating time with homework, or when you are disgusted with the amount you have to do, and you want everyone else to know about it

"Stop calling me, I'm busy with this stupid homeshit"

"Professor Davis assigned me a bunch of homeshit over spring break"

homeshit by scheutz April 26, 2006

homeshit

a friend who is fantastically cool and better than better.

home = homie
shit = good stuff

1: who is your best friend?
2: wanda, she's my homeshit!

homeshit by miszrah July 16, 2006

welcome home shit 

the feeling of having to take a huge shit after arriving home from a long trip

i took a glorious welcome home shit after that drive from florida.

welcome home shit by nunamaker April 3, 2015

homesitting

Homesitting is the act of staying at home in one's own four walls in order to avoid any social interaction.

Homesitting is often performed by people with social phobia who e.g. order food only at delivery services and everything else on the internet.

If they once do leave the so called 'homeseat' they tend to stay in a safe 3-mile radius so they can easily return in case social interaction gets too much.

A homesitter usually owns a huge flatscreen TV, a very comfy couch and plenty of other electronics in order to make the homeseat as livable as possible.

Come on mate, let's go out, you haven't left the homeseat for weeks, you eventually need to stop homesitting!

homesitting by jehec September 15, 2013

homeskittle 

N- a friend; one who you are close to; a homeboy.
(Variation of homeskillet)

"Yo whats crackalackin homeskittle?"

Person 1.-"Who the hell's that?"
Person 2.-"Oh, that's just Matt, my homeskittle."

homeskittle by Frankie Jacobellis December 29, 2006

home shit advantage 

The comfortable embrace of ones own toilet. The seat cups your cheeks like no other and your feet fall right into place on that chilled tile floor. You know how much noise you can make and that the walls are thin enough that you might need to run some water in an attempt to cover up the sounds you're about to make evacuating that double decker chili cheese dog and half gallon of beer from last night. Not to mention the 4am chimichanga and milkshake from the gas station you just had to have! You know exactly where the lighter and sage incense are for the aftermath..and also that extra roll of hidden toilet paper in case the one that's about to face your dingle berries just isn't enough. All in all..things flow easier when all your ducks are in a row. Don't pretend like you don't know..

My roommate came running into the house and beelined for the bathroom like a bat out of hell. I think he held it in because he wasn't cool with going at his new girfriends house and needed to come home so he could have his home shit advantage.

home shit advantage by carlsbad carlyfornia December 14, 2013

Homoshit 

A gay black person.

Jamal: Yo Jermaine.. ah gots somethin' to tell ya. I like it when hairy men stick their dicks in mah mouf.

Jermaine: Ayo DeAndre! Niggaz a homoshit!

Homoshit by Kitty Fucker February 11, 2009