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Hogshit
Hogshit by Gangsta gene February 17, 2010
Hofshits
When you attend Hofstra University and eat the food there, and then you have to take a shit. The shit is much worse than regular shits and it hits different.
Zack: bro i just ate at the Chinese buffet you know what that means.
Raffy: you’re bout to have the Hofshits?
Zack: yep
Raffy: you’re bout to have the Hofshits?
Zack: yep
Hofshits by Creator69420 September 25, 2019
Bald headed hoe shit
Women taking what we want and dismissing what we dont want. You're whatever we say you are. We know the difference between love and lust & we are completely sexually liberated in order to please ourselves and not take from the next. Fierce, independent dope ass soul ...but most of all... We do what we WANT. Cause Boy Fuck You!
I'm on my bald headed hoe shit tonight. Somebody nappy headed son bout tuh catch this work then ima ghost his ass.
Bald headed hoe shit by BellaMafia March 30, 2019
bald head hoe shit
bald head hoe shit by BEAUTIFULL March 22, 2005
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