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He/she/it, used when referring to someone of indeterminate gender, like an anonymous poster on a message board or a tranny.
Janet Reno.



cutegurL69: hi guys! you r right mitch most girls are bi!! i know i am! :o)

Taeger: *rolleyes* I bet you're a 56 year old retired steelworker from Allentown Pennsylvania named Bruno or something like that.

cutegurL69: *mad* fuck you teagar i am 17 years old girl from malabu ca!!

Taeger: Whatever Bruno, you can go back to jacking off now.

Mitch: :-D Aw come on T leave heshit alone.
Heshit by Pimperator March 6, 2004

driving like he shit his pants 

driving extra slow and cautious as not to smear the shit around any more, not really wanting to get where you are going because you have a shit stain on your pants
that guy in the Prius is driving like he shit his pants
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An '80s term for a long haired heavy metaler; a "head banger"; one who listens to heavy music and looks/dresses the part; a long haired stoner
Dude, that was some long-ass hair you had in that high school pic... I never knew you were a heshin!
heshin by Mr. Sniglet January 2, 2015

I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude 

I don't know. Literally. It means, I don't know.
Professor: Michael, what is the atomic weight of Uranium?
Michael: I hestiate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
Professor: What?
Michael: I don't know.

Hesitant Alien 

Gerard Way's (formerly of My Chemical Romance) solo album released on September 30, 2014. Songs include Action Cat, No Shows, and Millions. Rather than MCR's alternative based sound, the album is more Brit-pop.
I'm fairly sure anyone who likes MCR is going to like Hesitant Alien.
Hesitant Alien by MCR Fangirl February 5, 2015

homo-hesitant 

Thing 1: There's a bunch of gay guys in our building. I'm assuming they're gay; they were in speedos. But it's cool. They'll probably make great neighbors.
Thing 2: OMG, you're totally homo-hesitant!
homo-hesitant by A Bailey Rae November 11, 2010
To vibe, to wait, calmly.
"we hashitted beside the riverbank as we waited for Minami to come along"
Hashit by Ozcanium May 24, 2021
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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