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hoemorrhage by heyhoehey June 22, 2011
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Subconjunctival Hemorrhage
Subconjunctival hemorrhage is a broken blood vessel in the eye caused by a lack of the following: vaginal intercourse, anal intercourse, cunnilingus, anilingus, kissing, flirting, fondling, hugging, and a lack of loving text messages from someone special.
The condition is self-resolving with an adequate amount of TLC from the appropriate person. Preferable done away from life, for a minimum of two nights...just you and me...secluded from the world.
The condition is self-resolving with an adequate amount of TLC from the appropriate person. Preferable done away from life, for a minimum of two nights...just you and me...secluded from the world.
Betty: Dude, my eye... I've got a bad case of subconjunctival hemorrhage thanks to you.
Bobby: Get your naked ass over to my house and I'll make it better.
Bobby: Get your naked ass over to my house and I'll make it better.
Subconjunctival Hemorrhage by BettyVega April 21, 2014
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Anal hemorrhage
Anal hemorrhage by xbballbrandon23x July 17, 2009
Kommel-Hemorrhage
Dude after I ate that whole pizza with extra cheese I didn't shit for days and when I did I got Kommel-hemorrhage
Kommel-Hemorrhage by pjlski-5-0 May 19, 2010
hemorrhaging money
An expression used to describe a situation in which money is bleeding out and being lost, rapidly and uncontrollably.
The leaders of the Proud Boys and the Oath Keepers claim that due to all of their legal expenses continuing to be paid out since the January 6th insurrection, they are hemorrhaging money!
hemorrhaging money by Dr Bunnygirl June 18, 2021
pen hemorrhage
ally: **reaches inside bookbag** "oh crap what a mess!"
kendra: "whoa! what is that?"
ally: "pen hemorrhage."
kendra: "ah..."
kendra: "whoa! what is that?"
ally: "pen hemorrhage."
kendra: "ah..."
pen hemorrhage by spunkychick December 5, 2011
shit hemorrhage
A fit of usually justified rage or frustration, profound and theatrical enough to be comparable in magnitude and splendor to a catclysmic outburst of feces and blood.
If you don't get that report in on time, you know darn well he'll have a shit hemorrhage. Boy, did she ever have a shit hemorrhage when I pranged her car.
shit hemorrhage by wordcollector September 28, 2010
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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