hoemorrhage

sick of whores

man take that girl away from me she's giving me a hoemorrhage...

by heyhoehey June 22, 2011

Subconjunctival Hemorrhage

Subconjunctival hemorrhage is a broken blood vessel in the eye caused by a lack of the following: vaginal intercourse, anal intercourse, cunnilingus, anilingus, kissing, flirting, fondling, hugging, and a lack of loving text messages from someone special.

The condition is self-resolving with an adequate amount of TLC from the appropriate person. Preferable done away from life, for a minimum of two nights...just you and me...secluded from the world.

Betty: Dude, my eye... I've got a bad case of subconjunctival hemorrhage thanks to you.
Bobby: Get your naked ass over to my house and I'll make it better.

by BettyVega April 21, 2014

Anal hemorrhage

This is the bleeding or hemorrhage(another word for bleeding) from the anus or anal cavity.

Mrs. cherry had an operation a couple days ago to stop her anal hemorrhage.

by xbballbrandon23x July 17, 2009

Kommel-Hemorrhage

Taking a shit so hard that you burst a blood vessel in your eye.

Dude after I ate that whole pizza with extra cheese I didn't shit for days and when I did I got Kommel-hemorrhage

by pjlski-5-0 May 19, 2010

hemorrhaging money

An expression used to describe a situation in which money is bleeding out and being lost, rapidly and uncontrollably.

The leaders of the Proud Boys and the Oath Keepers claim that due to all of their legal expenses continuing to be paid out since the January 6th insurrection, they are hemorrhaging money!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 18, 2021

pen hemorrhage

when your pen bursts or leaks ink and makes a huge mess inside your back pack or pocket.

ally: **reaches inside bookbag** "oh crap what a mess!"

kendra: "whoa! what is that?"

ally: "pen hemorrhage."

kendra: "ah..."

by spunkychick December 5, 2011

shit hemorrhage

A fit of usually justified rage or frustration, profound and theatrical enough to be comparable in magnitude and splendor to a catclysmic outburst of feces and blood.

If you don't get that report in on time, you know darn well he'll have a shit hemorrhage. Boy, did she ever have a shit hemorrhage when I pranged her car.

by wordcollector September 28, 2010