hobservation

The observation of a Hobbit

"He seems ready to tell us his hobservation."

by PuniePie June 26, 2021

Robservation

Robservation is the act of keeping a look out in your house because you think you're going to get robbed.

Has totally nothing to do with people called Rob.

Four houses on my street have been broken into in the last week so I'm putting my house under robservation.

by Rob Vile May 11, 2010

observation period

The period of time when you’re casually fucking a guy you used to date, and you’re assessing whether or not he has the emotional capacity to potentially be in a relationship with again, and if you even want to try to be anything other than friends who have great sex rock out and celebrate life a couple times a month. Also, it’s so much fucking fun and you don’t want that to stop or change so it’s an excellent way to maximize the fun, to stretch out the observation period. This amount of time is unspecified. Most likely lasts as long as it takes for one of the parties involved to freak out.

Michael, I didn’t say I wanted you to be my boyfriend?! This is still the observation period, I’m observing you, and you are observing me too, really.

by Shifty McGillycuddy November 13, 2022

Observational Humor

A skit on the Tom Green Show.

Tom Green observes people on the streets, and yells at them from up close with a megaphone, pointing out what they are doing.

This often startles and/or frightens people.

Tom Green's observational humor:
"You are walking down the street!"
"You are drinking juice!"
"You are wearing a yellow hat!"

by Alex1010 March 24, 2009

observational humor

The ability to laugh rather than weep upon seeing one's accurate reflection.

Paul awoke the morning of his 60th birthday and examined his face closely in the mirror. Laughing wryly at the sight, he vowed never to perform that act again. Observational humor, in this case, only went so far.

by Pbaddy August 22, 2009

Hobbservation

when you and everyone around you see's or hears something very obvious but you say it anyway.

when its 100 degrees outside and you say its hot..that is a Hobbservation

when you just get out of the lake or pool and someone says your wet..that is a Hobbservation

by T.Hobbs July 28, 2011

initial observation

An initial observation is the measurement that you take before you start any process that might cause a change. When you compare your subsequent observations with the initial one, you will see whether any change has taken place, and you will be able to measure the change.

The coach's Initial observation to his players will help him find out about the strengths and weaknesses of his players.

by mc4bball September 26, 2017