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by The Phish Man April 18, 2009
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Hot Hobo Love is the beautiful bromance shared by Robert Pattinson and Tom Sturridge. More commonly known as TomStud and HotBert.
Growing up together as close friends, it was clear to their fans that it was more than just close friendship, that it was in fact, srs bsns. After noticing Tom Sturridge creeping in the background of Pattinson's photographs (See VMA awards), a TomStud fan by the name of Tech, or more commonly known as Touj0ursPur on YouTube discovered the world of Hot Hobo Love, and Plaids.
Growing up together as close friends, it was clear to their fans that it was more than just close friendship, that it was in fact, srs bsns. After noticing Tom Sturridge creeping in the background of Pattinson's photographs (See VMA awards), a TomStud fan by the name of Tech, or more commonly known as Touj0ursPur on YouTube discovered the world of Hot Hobo Love, and Plaids.
SrsBsnsFangirl: "Omg, who's that in the picture with Rpattz?!"
Plaid: "Gtfo. His name is Bert, and that's Tom."
SrsBsnsFangirl: "Who's Tom?"
Plaid: "Tom and Bert share the BEST type of Hot Hobo Love. Tom is his Bromance partner."
Plaid: "Gtfo. His name is Bert, and that's Tom."
SrsBsnsFangirl: "Who's Tom?"
Plaid: "Tom and Bert share the BEST type of Hot Hobo Love. Tom is his Bromance partner."
by Ecarg103 December 24, 2008
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Also the sole inspiration of the cult, the Plaid's. They wear Green Plaid shirts religiously. The legend of the Green Plaid Shirt echoes from sensual times shared between HotBert and TomStud. After their scene of intimacy they dress in the dark and the one who dresses himself in the shirt will be the submissive at the next turn of Hot Hobo Love.
Also the sole inspiration of the cult, the Plaid's. They wear Green Plaid shirts religiously. The legend of the Green Plaid Shirt echoes from sensual times shared between HotBert and TomStud. After their scene of intimacy they dress in the dark and the one who dresses himself in the shirt will be the submissive at the next turn of Hot Hobo Love.
HotBert- "Dude, Kstew is totally chagrining on my dazzle, bro. Have some Hot Hobo Love laters? Maybe YOU can wear the Green Plaid Shirt this time?
TomStud- "Ha, no way. You have the vag in this relationship, hookuh."
TomStud- "Ha, no way. You have the vag in this relationship, hookuh."
by PrioriIncantem March 27, 2009
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Get the hot hobo love mug.When a man or woman has a particularly worn, tired, and homeless look, but is still considered pretty fucking hot.
"Yo did you check out that girl hanging around the byward market? Totally 9/10."
"Dude, looks like you just encountered some hobo hotness."
"YOU MEAN SHE"S HOMELESS?"
"Dude, looks like you just encountered some hobo hotness."
"YOU MEAN SHE"S HOMELESS?"
by G. Error October 31, 2013
Get the hobo hotness mug.The act of fully zipping yourself and at least one partner in a sleeping bag, having at minimum two sessions of unprotected intercourse then falling asleep in the stew of sweat and sex juices all without unzipping the bag. It's called a hobo hotpocket because it originated in the homeless community as a way to make it through cold nights on the streets and also because when you unzip the sleeping bag it smells like ham and cheese.
Mom: Billy where the hell have you been? It's 4AM. You smell like a Sbarro.
Billy: Chill mom I gave this homeless lady a dollar then I got caught in the middle of a Hobo Hotpocket.
Mom: That's strange, a homeless woman gave you food?
Billy: No, she gave me head, then we had sex a bunch of times in her sleeping bag.
Billy: Chill mom I gave this homeless lady a dollar then I got caught in the middle of a Hobo Hotpocket.
Mom: That's strange, a homeless woman gave you food?
Billy: No, she gave me head, then we had sex a bunch of times in her sleeping bag.
by Jaydubble December 24, 2016
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