3 definitions by Jaydubble
It's the 2nd pie in the famous two for $1 deal at Mickey D's. After you've finished your entree and your 1st pie for dessert, open the box of the remaining pie and insert your penis. While securing the closed end of the pie box with your index and middle fingers, fuck the pie.
Elliot: "Let me have a number 3 with a coke and a couple of fapple pies...HOT!" Cashier: "You're going to fuck both of them?? My god you're a savage!! Elliot: "One for the ride home bitch."
by Jaydubble October 31, 2017
The act of fully zipping yourself and at least one partner in a sleeping bag, having at minimum two sessions of unprotected intercourse then falling asleep in the stew of sweat and sex juices all without unzipping the bag. It's called a hobo hotpocket because it originated in the homeless community as a way to make it through cold nights on the streets and also because when you unzip the sleeping bag it smells like ham and cheese.
Mom: Billy where the hell have you been? It's 4AM. You smell like a Sbarro.
Billy: Chill mom I gave this homeless lady a dollar then I got caught in the middle of a Hobo Hotpocket.
Mom: That's strange, a homeless woman gave you food?
Billy: No, she gave me head, then we had sex a bunch of times in her sleeping bag.
Billy: Chill mom I gave this homeless lady a dollar then I got caught in the middle of a Hobo Hotpocket.
Mom: That's strange, a homeless woman gave you food?
Billy: No, she gave me head, then we had sex a bunch of times in her sleeping bag.
by Jaydubble December 24, 2016
After being fucked out of the Gucci flip flops that you threw on to fuck another man's bitch and as a result of the tremendous ass throwing skills of said bitch, its the act of enthusiastically striking either of the thot's buttocks with the intention of both congratulating her efforts and leaving the word Gucci emblazoned on her cheeks.
Darnell: Bruh I was fucking my uncles wife from the back. She was feeling it, she started yelling "DO IT! DO IT!" So I let them shits go.
Bruh: Oh shit son, you gonna get her pregnant again.
Darnell: Yeah probably. She was mad as shit, she didn't want the cream filling, she just wanted a gucci slap.
Bruh: So what you do?
Darnell: I gucci slapped that bitch. She earned it.
Bruh: Oh shit son, you gonna get her pregnant again.
Darnell: Yeah probably. She was mad as shit, she didn't want the cream filling, she just wanted a gucci slap.
Bruh: So what you do?
Darnell: I gucci slapped that bitch. She earned it.
by Jaydubble April 6, 2016