an absolute nasty whore about whom you cannot decide whether to call them a hobag or a skank; therefore, "hobaskank"
by Muhrrrmade November 3, 2011
Get the hobaskank mug.Taken from the name of a band, Hoobastank, and skanks, thus coming up with Hoobaskanks. They are the various 15-25 year old female who wear shirts that my 6 month old son couldn't fit into, shorts that he also couldn't fit into, and makeup that was applied with a trowel and wagner power painter. Normally seen in malls walking around with large formations of other Hoobaskanks in their migratory patterns, down and back, down and back, hang out at food court, repeat until kicked out of mall. Though they are all seeking attention in the worst possible way, glancing at them will have adverse reactions from entire flocks of Hoobaskanks.
Me: Wow, look at that herd of hoobaskanks. I wondered where all the old used handkerchiefs and Tammy Faye Baker's makeup went to.
Hoobaskank #1: What the fuck are you looking at? Pervert, quit looking at me!
Me: Go home you little whore and get some self esteem and buy some clothes from a regular store, not the lingerie department in Whores R Us.
Hoobaskank #2: Shut up, you're just jealous of us because you can't have us.
Me: ******laughing hysterically*****
Hoobaskank #1: What the fuck are you looking at? Pervert, quit looking at me!
Me: Go home you little whore and get some self esteem and buy some clothes from a regular store, not the lingerie department in Whores R Us.
Hoobaskank #2: Shut up, you're just jealous of us because you can't have us.
Me: ******laughing hysterically*****
by flydezine July 27, 2008
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Hobagskankery is the general collective term for acts of a hobagskankish nature. This term derives from the late Greek χοβαγσκανκερους, and can be used at any time to describe any
Example 1: Q: "wtf are those hobagskanks doing?"
A: "just some usual hobagskankery, I would imagine."
Example 2: "Upon learning that one of her friends was hooking up with her ex-boyfriend, she engaged in all manner of hobagskankery to disrupt their relationship."
A: "just some usual hobagskankery, I would imagine."
Example 2: "Upon learning that one of her friends was hooking up with her ex-boyfriend, she engaged in all manner of hobagskankery to disrupt their relationship."
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