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hobowank

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of or relating to masturbation of homeless old men.
You could tell that old geezer was having a hobowank.
hobowank by Mordan DS August 1, 2003

hoobaskank 

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Taken from the name of a band, Hoobastank, and skanks, thus coming up with Hoobaskanks. They are the various 15-25 year old female who wear shirts that my 6 month old son couldn't fit into, shorts that he also couldn't fit into, and makeup that was applied with a trowel and wagner power painter. Normally seen in malls walking around with large formations of other Hoobaskanks in their migratory patterns, down and back, down and back, hang out at food court, repeat until kicked out of mall. Though they are all seeking attention in the worst possible way, glancing at them will have adverse reactions from entire flocks of Hoobaskanks.
Me: Wow, look at that herd of hoobaskanks. I wondered where all the old used handkerchiefs and Tammy Faye Baker's makeup went to.
Hoobaskank #1: What the fuck are you looking at? Pervert, quit looking at me!
Me: Go home you little whore and get some self esteem and buy some clothes from a regular store, not the lingerie department in Whores R Us.
Hoobaskank #2: Shut up, you're just jealous of us because you can't have us.
Me: ******laughing hysterically*****
hoobaskank by flydezine July 27, 2008

hobagskankery 

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Hobagskankery is the general collective term for acts of a hobagskankish nature. This term derives from the late Greek χοβαγσκανκερους, and can be used at any time to describe any
Example 1: Q: "wtf are those hobagskanks doing?"

A: "just some usual hobagskankery, I would imagine."

Example 2: "Upon learning that one of her friends was hooking up with her ex-boyfriend, she engaged in all manner of hobagskankery to disrupt their relationship."

Hobostank 

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The odor that eminates from a homeless person or Hobo.
Damn, I walked past and caught a big whiff of Hobostank.
Hobostank by Android181 June 11, 2005

hoskank 

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Brilliant and beautiful New England girl, especially noted for her sense of humor and love of carbohydrate foods.
That hoskank ate my pasta.
hoskank by hoskankette July 1, 2008

Hoeskank

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An amalgamation of the words "hoe" and "skank"
Jesus Christ! Nicole is such a hoeskank, all she thinks about is sex.
Hoeskank by Xiker March 19, 2008
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