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hobostank 

a noun
1. a college student who doesn't study, hardly take a bath; enjoys playing video game late into the night and sometime through the morning hours; listen to loud music; have young groupies
My friend Alex from Boston College is a true hobostank.
hobostank by calvy August 5, 2004

hobotang 

An able-bodied freeloader. A capable person who nonetheless behaves like a hobo.

(As made popular by the Walking the Room podcast, featuring Greg Behrendt and Dave Anthony)
The hobotang next door keeps stealing oranges from our neighbor's tree.

Hobotang dad wasn't feeling well, so his wife drove the car home after she gave birth.
hobotang by randallion June 2, 2011
of or relating to masturbation of homeless old men.
You could tell that old geezer was having a hobowank.
hobowank by Mordan DS August 1, 2003

Hoopstank 

Hoopstank is yet another creative word for marijuana. Can be used in place of marijuana in any instance.
Yo nigga, be sure to pick up some of dat hoopstank on ya way ova, ya heard?
Hoopstank by acfnigga April 15, 2009

Hobotaku 

A person of otaku nature who spends large amounts of time reading manga in the graphic novel section of stores like Borders or Barnes & Noble. They rarely buy anything and are usually sitting in front of sections that people who intend to buy things need to reach.
"Man all I want to do is grab the new volume of Air Gear but that fucking hobotaku has been sitting there reading Naruto all day"
Hobotaku by Covah June 16, 2008

Hoobastank Roughrider 

Someone who would do a guy in hoobastank just to gain the fame
OMG i did Doug Robb im an official Hoobastank Roughrider
Hoobastank Roughrider by rampD January 22, 2009