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hobostank 

a noun
1. a college student who doesn't study, hardly take a bath; enjoys playing video game late into the night and sometime through the morning hours; listen to loud music; have young groupies
My friend Alex from Boston College is a true hobostank.
hobostank by calvy August 5, 2004

hobotang 

An able-bodied freeloader. A capable person who nonetheless behaves like a hobo.

(As made popular by the Walking the Room podcast, featuring Greg Behrendt and Dave Anthony)
The hobotang next door keeps stealing oranges from our neighbor's tree.

Hobotang dad wasn't feeling well, so his wife drove the car home after she gave birth.
hobotang by randallion June 2, 2011
of or relating to masturbation of homeless old men.
You could tell that old geezer was having a hobowank.
hobowank by Mordan DS August 1, 2003

Hoopstank 

Hoopstank is yet another creative word for marijuana. Can be used in place of marijuana in any instance.
Yo nigga, be sure to pick up some of dat hoopstank on ya way ova, ya heard?
Hoopstank by acfnigga April 15, 2009

Hobotaku 

A person of otaku nature who spends large amounts of time reading manga in the graphic novel section of stores like Borders or Barnes & Noble. They rarely buy anything and are usually sitting in front of sections that people who intend to buy things need to reach.
"Man all I want to do is grab the new volume of Air Gear but that fucking hobotaku has been sitting there reading Naruto all day"
Hobotaku by Covah June 16, 2008

Hoobastank Roughrider 

Someone who would do a guy in hoobastank just to gain the fame
OMG i did Doug Robb im an official Hoobastank Roughrider
Hoobastank Roughrider by rampD January 22, 2009
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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