a noun
1. a college student who doesn't study, hardly take a bath; enjoys playing video game late into the night and sometime through the morning hours; listen to loud music; have young groupies
A person of otaku nature who spends large amounts of time reading manga in the graphic novel section of stores like Borders or Barnes & Noble. They rarely buy anything and are usually sitting in front of sections that people who intend to buy things need to reach.
"Man all I want to do is grab the new volume of Air Gear but that fucking hobotaku has been sitting there readingNaruto all day"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.