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Raymond Hoac
1) A human/cyborg? generator of expressive verbal terms such as "Oh my.. GOD!" or "you know WHAT?!?"
2) Is graced with the gift of minor narcolepsy. There is no environment that cannot be slept in.
3) Someone everybody loves.
4) God/Provider of transport (can usually be located in a maroon coloured van aptly known as the killer van or victim van.)
5) Makes frequent comparisons/judgments that are heavily opinionated. "That car is the SCUM of ALL cars!!"
6) Legend has it that Raymond has once defeated an entire army in the 15th century. His expertise in immortality is still inexplicable.
2) Is graced with the gift of minor narcolepsy. There is no environment that cannot be slept in.
3) Someone everybody loves.
4) God/Provider of transport (can usually be located in a maroon coloured van aptly known as the killer van or victim van.)
5) Makes frequent comparisons/judgments that are heavily opinionated. "That car is the SCUM of ALL cars!!"
6) Legend has it that Raymond has once defeated an entire army in the 15th century. His expertise in immortality is still inexplicable.
"Yo can you help me with this computer science question?"
Raymond Hoac: "Sure, I don't see why not"
"Okay, so question one.."
Raymond Hoac: "zzzzzzzzz."
"nvm."
Raymond Hoac: "Sure, I don't see why not"
"Okay, so question one.."
Raymond Hoac: "zzzzzzzzz."
"nvm."
Raymond Hoac by I am Not William, Tim or Corey May 8, 2009
Related Words
hoaching • hoach • Hoachie • hoachin • hoacious • hoac • Hoach Coach • Hoache • Hoached • Hoachin' Bitches
Hoachin' Bitches
"Right lads, lets go out on the town to find some hoachin' bitches"
"It's hoachers night tonight lads!"
"It's hoachers night tonight lads!"
Hoachin' Bitches by The Hoachers January 2, 2010
Hoaching
Hoaching by livpemperpem February 20, 2011
hoachin
hoachin by Finbarr Taylor January 3, 2006
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.