Hoached

When something is rotten nearly to the point that it is un-recognizable.

We left some maggots in the car on our fishing trip, when we found them 7 weeks later they were hoached!

That slut I screwed last weeks hoached moot nearly made me chunder.

by T-bomba November 19, 2010

hooched up

Slang term for being intoxicated.

He just bonged 9 beers; that fucker is hooched up.

by Hondo77 April 2, 2007

Hooched

Hooched - someone who has intaked a lot of alcohol and has lost control of their behaviour

“Wow Tyler and kaden are so hooched”

by Nylyakrise August 12, 2018

getting Hoched

Being married to someone far less attractive than you could be married to, for whatever reason. See successful professional golfer Scott Hoch and his wife.

I just hit the powerball lottery. Life would be sweet if I wasn't getting Hoched in a couple of weeks.

by Sign boy July 26, 2006

Hooched

Fucked up , not normal.

"Matt fucked his mom" "That's Hooched !"

by LankyKong May 1, 2015

hached

A married man who gets laid less than four times a year, if that. Most likely his lack of pussy is a result of his bald head, beer gut, or small penis...or a combination of any of the aforementioned characteristics.

You see how miserable that guy is? Must be hached.

by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019

hotched

Feeling the emotions of mad and sad at the same time. Of something that happen that made you mad , usually made other people sad , but not you. But , therefore you were mad and sad of what somebody did to you , you wanted to get revenge , but you couldn't because you were depressed.

Miley was hotched when the teacher kicked her out of the classroom for trying to help another student since Miley was in High School the teacher called a staff to get her suspended and grounded , so therefore since Miley was mad when the teacher kicked her out of the classroom , she was sad and was crying , but at the same time yelled at her mom.

by Kacy September 4, 2016