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Ho, ho, ho! 

It is commonly said that Santa Claus only cums once per year, however, this is not true. Santa Claus only cums one DAY per year -- because his wife is frigid -- and that day is Xmas Eve -- however, Santa tries to cum AS MANY TIMES AS POSSIBLE on that one day he has away from Mrs. Claus.
This is why every time Santa lands his sleigh down anywhere outside of the North Pole, you always hear him yelling out "Ho, ho, ho!"
Ho, ho, ho! by Peter Buttram November 22, 2006
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Not charging for sex; it's either free or not at all. Hence, no ho~ing!
She's not a ho, she either gives it away or you don't get any.
not a ho by Starchylde May 21, 2016

Benjamin makaio ho tsing howe 

a unfresh headass
person 1:"look at that unfresh headass"

person 2:"that must be a benjamin makaio ho tsing howe
(noun. /kō hō/) A similarly promiscuous friend of a promiscuous person.
Tell your girl with the body glitter to bring her co-ho to the rum party.

I need a co-ho to come party with me on a boat!

You’s a ho and your friend’s a co-ho.
co-ho by back of the boat August 16, 2019

ho vaulter 

A person who has sex with a string of different people,usually in a spree.
You haven’t had sex with Jason have you?He is such a ho vaulter.He had sex with my best friend.Then later that night,he ho vaulted to my sister!!!The next morning he ho vaulted to my mom!!!I had to tell all three of them he has herpes!!!

Pussy ho 

A man who controls girls such as strippers or prostitutes. This man is also know as heart-breaker or puller who is pulling loads of girls
These girls are all over him, he must be a pussy ho!
Pussy ho by Kathryn-Hobbs August 6, 2017
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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