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Either a French bum or the male suitor of (a) promiscuous female(s).
Omigod, her? Where will that ho'beau dunk his donut next?
ho'beau by Old Chicory January 21, 2010
Words you can keep
Sara says her boyfriend is faithful, but I think he's a ho-beau.
Ho-beau by Zak Walshon March 4, 2006
Related Words
hobeau ho-hum beautiful beau-ho ho ho-bo ho-bag ho ho ho-tard ho-jo ho down
Male prostitute.
I didn't believe that he was really a beau-ho until I found the used condom and cum-soaked 20s rolled in his back pocket.


Beau-ho rhymes, so it's fun to say and makes male prostitution seem like a game!
beau-ho by drace2 January 27, 2009

ho-hum beautiful

when something is easy or doesn't require a lot of work.
Dude this math is so hard!
Naw its not!

Yes it is! What on earth is Pythagoras' theorem?
Dude, once you figure it out its all ho-hum beautiful.
A non-hygienic boyfriend.
he is such a hobeau, with his long hair and beard. he hasn't showered since they invented water but i luv him anyways.
hobeau by Kayla601 July 16, 2008
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A beau (boyfriend/male love intrest) who sleeps around refered to as a ho
"shes been seen at the movies with her hobeau"
hobeau by DazzDeLaMorte March 14, 2007
A scumbag donkey with psychopathy
Can't figure out if he is a man, monster, brute or big fat cry baby
Ain't nobody got time for the hobeau.

The hobeau is an alphabet of disaster
hobeau pick your species please and fucking stuck to it
hobeau by love_maiden August 1, 2014
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