hobeau 

A non-hygienic boyfriend.

he is such a hobeau, with his long hair and beard. he hasn't showered since they invented water but i luv him anyways.

hobeau by Kayla601 July 16, 2008

hobeau 

A beau (boyfriend/male love intrest) who sleeps around refered to as a ho

"shes been seen at the movies with her hobeau"

hobeau by DazzDeLaMorte March 14, 2007

hobeau 

A scumbag donkey with psychopathy
Can't figure out if he is a man, monster, brute or big fat cry baby

Ain't nobody got time for the hobeau.

The hobeau is an alphabet of disaster
hobeau pick your species please and fucking stuck to it

hobeau by love_maiden August 1, 2014

hobeast 

1. A loud and generally obnoxious example of the human race, often surrounded by hamburgers and/or other forms of meat found in large quantities. Warning: has been known to enjoy mexican food in excess as well as backstabbing.
2. Also known as the North-western Hobeast, a large, stinky and incredibly dumbassed creature. Threatened by extinction because of the fact that no others will engage in the act of procreation with it, or even think about it.

1. "Man, that chick is such a hobeast. I can't even believe all the meat and mexican food she has surrounding her."
2. "Eugh...check out that hobeast...they're rumored to be extinct eh..." "I know man, who would want to tap that??"

hobeast by haggis-croissant-squad September 12, 2005

homeaux 

derived from homo (and pronounced the same), an abreviation of homosexual, but used in the same sense as the word ghey; it can still be used to describe something as rubbish, but without any suggestion as to its sexuality.

My pen has run out of ink, that's homeaux as fuck!

homeaux by Ynnhoj September 23, 2005

hobeful

A city full of hobos. Unfortunately, this is a big problem in Los Angeles, which ironically has at least 50,000 millionaires in it.

LA's dark underbelly, the hobeful corners and Skid Row, cause much sadness to a stranger with a conscience.

hobeful by Adel7 December 28, 2007

Hobauchery 

A philosophy that dictates that life should incorporate transient acts of debauchery.

"whyd you get with him, hes a dog diggity dog."

"for life is about the hobauchery, my friend, the hobauchery." replied the slut.

Hobauchery by seifer collins June 9, 2007