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A non-hygienic boyfriend.
he is such a hobeau, with his long hair and beard. he hasn't showered since they invented water but i luv him anyways.
hobeau by Kayla601 July 16, 2008
Word of the Day on March 7, 2007
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A beau (boyfriend/male love intrest) who sleeps around refered to as a ho
"shes been seen at the movies with her hobeau"
hobeau by DazzDeLaMorte March 14, 2007
A scumbag donkey with psychopathy
Can't figure out if he is a man, monster, brute or big fat cry baby
Ain't nobody got time for the hobeau.

The hobeau is an alphabet of disaster
hobeau pick your species please and fucking stuck to it
hobeau by love_maiden August 1, 2014
1. A loud and generally obnoxious example of the human race, often surrounded by hamburgers and/or other forms of meat found in large quantities. Warning: has been known to enjoy mexican food in excess as well as backstabbing.
2. Also known as the North-western Hobeast, a large, stinky and incredibly dumbassed creature. Threatened by extinction because of the fact that no others will engage in the act of procreation with it, or even think about it.
1. "Man, that chick is such a hobeast. I can't even believe all the meat and mexican food she has surrounding her."
2. "Eugh...check out that hobeast...they're rumored to be extinct eh..." "I know man, who would want to tap that??"
hobeast by haggis-croissant-squad September 12, 2005
derived from homo (and pronounced the same), an abreviation of homosexual, but used in the same sense as the word ghey; it can still be used to describe something as rubbish, but without any suggestion as to its sexuality.
My pen has run out of ink, that's homeaux as fuck!
homeaux by Ynnhoj September 23, 2005
A city full of hobos. Unfortunately, this is a big problem in Los Angeles, which ironically has at least 50,000 millionaires in it.
LA's dark underbelly, the hobeful corners and Skid Row, cause much sadness to a stranger with a conscience.
hobeful by Adel7 December 28, 2007

Hobauchery 

A philosophy that dictates that life should incorporate transient acts of debauchery.
"whyd you get with him, hes a dog diggity dog."

"for life is about the hobauchery, my friend, the hobauchery." replied the slut.
Hobauchery by seifer collins June 9, 2007
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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