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hnelp

when your friend gets a stroke while texting

*picture of tsugino haru and maeno aki making out*
my friend: HNELP

hnelp by zenoluvr69420 May 3, 2024

Thuggizzle Help Find Me

Thuggizzle Help Find Me is great cause under the Thuggizzle Cares umbrella that helps locate missing and runaway people. This cause was founded by hip hop artist and community philanthropist Thuggizzle.

Thuggizzle help find me finds kids who runaway and go missing.

Thuggizzle Help Find Me by NiggaNow March 21, 2019

Thuggizzle Help Find Me

Thuggizzle Help Find Me is great cause under the Thuggizzle Cares umbrella that helps locate missing and runaway people. This cause was founded by hip hop artist and community philanthropist Thuggizzle

Thuggizzle help find me is a great cause.

Thuggizzle Help Find Me by NiggaNow March 21, 2019

Can I help you?

A very nice way of saying "Get the fuck outta here!" or "GTFO".

*Teenager walks into grocery store and wanders around*

Store owner: Can I help you?

Can I help you? by bitstripslang May 28, 2015

help

i have been trapped in urban dictionary
i am running out of fresh water and i will most likely be dead by morning
send help asap

on the bright side im learning some new words

help this isnt a joke

help by PintoBean2003 March 3, 2020

help

if you looked this up, you've probably already seen the top definition from PintoBean2003. Why does everyone think he's joking? we have to help him he's not joking. Have we heard from him recently? Is he even still alive? Or are the secret overlords of the urban dictionary silencing us. If so, why? If you're voting, let this word in, please. And if you see it in the dictionary, the overlords must have overlooked this. We gotta help him

We gotta help PintoBean2003

help by General-Kenobi July 19, 2020

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026