Hmmwhat - This occurs when a person is engaging in a conversation with an individual or multiple people and is asked a question. Although the person may have heard the question or the statement addressed to them, their first response without thinking is "hmm?" or "what?". The person then responds to the question or statement addressed to them without the speaker having to repeat themselves.
The process of overloading the brain with thought and worry causing the individual to lose touch with reality and disconnect from their surrounding. the individual is so distracted by his / her thoughts that the only words they can utter when spoken to are "what?" and "hmm?"
E.g. The presentation in front of the board of directors is stressing Stella out so much that she is experiencing major Hmmwhat.
E.g. Bella was talking for so long that when she paused to ask me about my day, i was so caught up in trying to understand what she was saying that i went into Hmmwhat.
hmmm viv is my idol!!! she is the best person in the world!!!! I love her content so much and I think that she is the most wonderful person in the entire world but can also be a simp at all times!!!
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*