Definitions by shurts

airmen 

gay men, but mostly women who complain about there air conditioners are to cold and heaters are to hot. or when there maid dont clean there "dorms", or when their ovens dont get hot enough to cook their veil everynight. A.K.A douche bags. (militarys version of Paris Hilton)

when a child asked his/her parents for a action figure the parent responds with "you will get it when you become an airmen"

or "stop acting like an airmen douche

airmen by shurts May 6, 2008

behrends 

An obnoxiously loud angry drunk. Often passes out and wakes up pantsless not knowing where or why he is where he is.

Dude you've had enough, you're starting to get behrends

behrends by shurts May 6, 2008

LCPL 

An abreviation for Lance Corporal. A rank in the Marine Corps. Usually careless and does what one wants at a whim

LCPL does not care.......

LCPL by shurts May 6, 2008

Hmmwv 

Biggest piece of shit vehicle in all of the military banches. Tops out at 45 mph. Starts only 25% of the time and bogs out the rest of the time.

"Why the fuck won't this damn hmmwv start!?!?!?! Piece of fucking shit!!"

Hmmwv by shurts May 6, 2008