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High-Mobility Multi-Wheeled Vehicle. Replaced the Jeep in the 1980's. Also known as a Hum-vee or wordhummer/word
The HMMWV has a maximum fording depth of 30 inches.
HMMWV by SpaceMarine May 16, 2003
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Biggest piece of shit vehicle in all of the military banches. Tops out at 45 mph. Starts only 25% of the time and bogs out the rest of the time.
"Why the fuck won't this damn hmmwv start!?!?!?! Piece of fucking shit!!"
Hmmwv by shurts May 6, 2008
stands for high mobility multipurpose wheeled vehicle.

very good at off-roading. it's top speed is 55 mph although some hmmwv's can reach speeds of up to 75mph.

The engine sounds like a vacuum cleaner.

it likes to break down at inappropriate times or while just parked.

they like to catch on fire a lot, even without being damaged by an enemy.

plug in accessories (impact wrenches) are also prone to catching on fire.
"we're taking a hmmwv out on our mission today so we better bring some mechanics with us"
hmmwv by pootcacti March 8, 2009
High Mobility Multipurpose Military Vehicle (HMMMV). The Military version of the Hummer H1.
The HMMMV is also known as the "Hummer".
HMMMV by CTDevilDog August 25, 2009
Hmmwhat - This occurs when a person is engaging in a conversation with an individual or multiple people and is asked a question. Although the person may have heard the question or the statement addressed to them, their first response without thinking is "hmm?" or "what?". The person then responds to the question or statement addressed to them without the speaker having to repeat themselves.

The process of overloading the brain with thought and worry causing the individual to lose touch with reality and disconnect from their surrounding. the individual is so distracted by his / her thoughts that the only words they can utter when spoken to are "what?" and "hmm?"
E.g. The presentation in front of the board of directors is stressing Stella out so much that she is experiencing major Hmmwhat.

E.g. Bella was talking for so long that when she paused to ask me about my day, i was so caught up in trying to understand what she was saying that i went into Hmmwhat.
Hmmwhat by tee_tee August 31, 2018
hmmm viv is my idol!!! she is the best person in the world!!!! I love her content so much and I think that she is the most wonderful person in the entire world but can also be a simp at all times!!!
hmmmviv is my idol and yours too, if you disagree ur wrong.
hmmmviv by Beidous Slut June 19, 2021
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