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Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears 

The best-tasting super-laxative on the fucking planet. Will efficiently evacuate any fecal matter you have had in your bowels for the past five years. WARNING: MUST BE TAKEN IN SMALL DOSES. An overdose has been known to leave a 250-pound manly-man crying on the bathroom floor. Be careful.
Constipated Man: Hey, I'm plugged up. Can I get some Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears?

His Buddy: Yeah, here's a bag. Don't forget to only have a few.

Constipated Man: (Proceeds to eat entire 8-ounce bag)

TWO HOURS LATER

Constipated Man: (Laying on the floor crying) OMFG SATAN OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Related Words
hmari hari haaris haribo hariharan Harika hari-kari harikesh Haarika haribol

hariharan 

A guy that loves to take risks more of a daredevil,nice to everyone close to him,loves to be a troublemaker at times,jokes n fool around,handsome as well as smart,also like to be called hazard.
Damn,can't anyone resist Hariharan because he's so so legendary.
hariharan by HP17 December 28, 2016

Ju Harin 

It must be sad knowing you're not Ju Harin.
Ju Harin by oneweve September 15, 2020

Hariboner 

An erection that has arisen whilst enjoying the pleasures of haribo.
Dude, this haribo is so tasty.
Yeah man, i can see you're getting a hariboner.
Hariboner by sammm-! April 15, 2009

Harinder 

The best person ever
Look he’s like a Harinder
Harinder by Jeremy Louie February 19, 2021

Hari bol 

In religious festivals of Gaudiya Vaishnavism Hari Bol is called out meaning: "Sing the name of Hari" or "Call out (or chant) the name of Hari". (Hari being the name for Krsna and Visnu)

From a more direct hindi translation: Bol = to speak, Hari = (a) god

It is used in many Hindi devotional songs.
Hari bol by Aplastic April 12, 2009