omg aren't they so hmari
by kitkat333666999 June 25, 2021
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Constipated Man: Hey, I'm plugged up. Can I get some Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears?
His Buddy: Yeah, here's a bag. Don't forget to only have a few.
Constipated Man: (Proceeds to eat entire 8-ounce bag)
TWO HOURS LATER
Constipated Man: (Laying on the floor crying) OMFG SATAN OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
His Buddy: Yeah, here's a bag. Don't forget to only have a few.
Constipated Man: (Proceeds to eat entire 8-ounce bag)
TWO HOURS LATER
Constipated Man: (Laying on the floor crying) OMFG SATAN OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by tcp3059 May 4, 2014
Get the Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears mug.A guy that loves to take risks more of a daredevil,nice to everyone close to him,loves to be a troublemaker at times,jokes n fool around,handsome as well as smart,also like to be called hazard.
by HP17 December 28, 2016
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by oneweve September 15, 2020
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Get the Hariboner mug.In religious festivals of Gaudiya Vaishnavism Hari Bol is called out meaning: "Sing the name of Hari" or "Call out (or chant) the name of Hari". (Hari being the name for Krsna and Visnu)
From a more direct hindi translation: Bol = to speak, Hari = (a) god
It is used in many Hindi devotional songs.
From a more direct hindi translation: Bol = to speak, Hari = (a) god
It is used in many Hindi devotional songs.
by Aplastic April 12, 2009
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