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A common misspelling of the name of a source of happiness for both young and old alike. Although widely used it is suggested that refined sugar products can in fact be carcinogenic in nature. Avoid.
Happiness is Haribol...
haribol by jasontheargonaut January 18, 2004

Haribol! 

Literally "Shout Hari!", it is not unlike the phrase "Praise the Lord" and is used in the same way, since Hari is one of the names of Krsna.
Haribol! by Snakespeare October 21, 2007

Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears 

The best-tasting super-laxative on the fucking planet. Will efficiently evacuate any fecal matter you have had in your bowels for the past five years. WARNING: MUST BE TAKEN IN SMALL DOSES. An overdose has been known to leave a 250-pound manly-man crying on the bathroom floor. Be careful.
Constipated Man: Hey, I'm plugged up. Can I get some Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears?

His Buddy: Yeah, here's a bag. Don't forget to only have a few.

Constipated Man: (Proceeds to eat entire 8-ounce bag)

TWO HOURS LATER

Constipated Man: (Laying on the floor crying) OMFG SATAN OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hariboner 

An erection that has arisen whilst enjoying the pleasures of haribo.
Dude, this haribo is so tasty.
Yeah man, i can see you're getting a hariboner.
Hariboner by sammm-! April 15, 2009

Hari bol 

In religious festivals of Gaudiya Vaishnavism Hari Bol is called out meaning: "Sing the name of Hari" or "Call out (or chant) the name of Hari". (Hari being the name for Krsna and Visnu)

From a more direct hindi translation: Bol = to speak, Hari = (a) god

It is used in many Hindi devotional songs.
Hari bol by Aplastic April 12, 2009

Haribo Roulette 

5 lbs of Haribo Sugar-Free Gummy Bears, consumed by 4 people, in a house with only 3 toilets = 1 poor soul
Neighbor: I think someone needs to call the vet, it looks like your dog is really sick.
Rusty: Actually, me & 3 co-workers were challenged to a round of Haribo Roulette. Alex lost this round & had to kimchi squat in the back yard.