hit the can

To go poop. To most people, this does not refer to peeing, for that see related "hit the head".

I had a big lunch, I really need to hit the can before we leave.

by InfinitelyCorrect August 26, 2011

Hit the can

Drop a load or bleed the lizard

Senario One:
Guy 1- Brb
Guy 2- Where you going?
Guy 3- That iced tea was too much, i gotta hit the can.

Senario Two:
Guy 1- Brb
Guy 2- Where you going?
Guy 3- That Chicken Tikka Masala was too much, i gotta hit the can.

by Abe yaar July 25, 2011

can't hit the broad side of a barn

To have very poor aim. This hyperbolic term is usually used to denote poor marksmanship or to have very poor aim in certain activities that involve throwing something(such as certain sports).

1. While we were out hunting, Mitch was a very poor shot and couldn't even hit the broad side of a barn, and so when he ran out of ammo, he ultimately got Roy Horn'ed by the deer he kept trying to shoot dead.

2. Damn, Mark is such a mark-ass pitcher! He can't even hit the broad side of a barn, let alone strike anyone out. His pitches make even Rafael Palmeiro's erectile dysfunction reach out for a glorious grand slam!





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by Mark H March 1, 2005

can't hit the broad side of a barn

You fuckin missed man.

Damn homie, u ain't funna hit da broad side of da barn

by tombo May 13, 2005