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To 'hit the hay' is to go to sleep.
I'm tired, I'm gonna hit the hay.
by Eroticus Prime July 14, 2005
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A deranged, poorly-planned attempt to seize power; particularly if an election does not turn out in your favor.
Disgraced attorney Rudy Giulianiโ€™s face became drenched in sweat and hair dye as he invented evidence of widespread voter fraud during President Trumpโ€™s clown coup.
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When a man jacks off in an abnormally rushed fashion resulting in his hand smacking against his pubic hairs
"I'm going to hit the hay, then go to sleep"
by Seattlesea12 March 21, 2012
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After having drinks at the local Hic Bar, the Cowboy grabbed a local girl to "Hit the Hay" with.
by FORDTUFFF November 05, 2009
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An idiom commonly used referring to going to sleep but has been recently incorporated by druggies to say they are going to be smoking weed in order to avoid suspicion.
Caleb - "Hey d-dude I'm-I'm gonna 'hit the hay'."

Chad - "Uh what?"

Caleb - "H-Hit the hay? Y'know l-like smoking weed?"

Chad - "What? What the fuck? Who the hell says that?"

Caleb - "ah hah hah y-yeah."
by shreksbucket November 18, 2019
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