Deglamania

Where a normally sensible and pleasant individaul snaps under the influence of alcohol and becomes uncontrollable

We got chatting to this Swedish kid on the train back from the game. It was all very amicable. Then deglamania struck and Calvin hit him for no reason

Drunk dude: "I don't care what you say. I don't like his jacket. I am going ot fucking kill him.
Drunk dude's friends: "You deglamaniac!"

by The_Trill_LV September 21, 2013

Wag

When you ring a friend on his cell phone, he sees it is you and rejects the call

"Man, I rang Brad and it cut off after two rings. He's totally wagged me."

"Dude, I can't believe you wagged me last night. I thought you had more respect."

by The_Trill_LV July 15, 2013

Mr Citizen

A taunt used to try and goad a sensible dude into an act of crass stupidity by suggesting his attitude is dull and straightlaced. Usually repeated ad nauseam in a high pitched shriek to try and wear the victim down.

Idiotic Dude: I've pissed in this glass, drunk it, then hurled back into the same glass. Down that!
Normal person: Fuck off
Idiotic Dude: Citizen! Mr Citizen! Won't drink my piss-chunder? What are you? Get it down you! Mr Citizen! Come on Citizen! Citizen! Mr Citizen! Citizen! Mr Citizen! Citizen! Mr Citizen!

Idiot: I know what woulod round the evening off perfectly. Let's break into the Zoo and fuck us a couple of baboons!
Idiot's friend: Don't be ridiculous, you'll get AIDS
Idiot: Citizen! Mr Citizen! Won't fuck a monkey coz he's scared of getting caught! Mr Citizen! Thinks he's going to get AIDS Citizen! Mr Citizen!Citizen! Mr Citizen!Citizen! Mr Citizen!Citizen! Mr Citizen!

by The_Trill_LV October 12, 2013

Federer

When a dude settles for a chick several leagues below what he could have attained.

Person 1: "Man, Jake is ripped and pretty hot. What is he doing with that Hobag?"
Person 2: "He has totally Federered"

"I really need to have sex tonight. I'll play it safe in the club and go for a Federer"

by The_Trill_LV July 16, 2013

Anal chug

A celebratory act performed mostly by sporst teams. One dude crouches on a table whilst another lies beneath him. A third pours beer down the ass crack of dude 1 into dude 2's mouth.

Whilst widley promoted as a standard appraoch to marking important sports victories, it should be noted that the anal chug is, in fact, primarily a method of satisfying deeply repressed homosexual urges in an exlusively male environment.

We beat State with three from downtown right on the buzzer. Awesome!!! So Chip, Brad and Mike did an anal chug in the bar that night.

Phil: Great TD today Mac. You da man brother. Let's anal chug to celebrate!
Mac: Are you saying you want to suck my dick?
Phil: Yes please

by The_Trill_LV September 21, 2013

Hirst

When a friend of acquaintance adds an inexplicable surcharge to a casual financial transaction - which you strongly suspect him of pocketing.

"The ticket for the gig said $45 but he hirstied it to $50. He mumbled something about booking charges. "

First Bro: "I gave Dave $20 to get us four coffees. He only gave me $4 change."
Second Bro: "Man, he has totally hirstied you."

by The_Trill_LV July 16, 2013

Savilian slip

An unintentional double entendre or other faux pas with more than a suggestion of paedophilia

Greg: Now Karl has come out, I'm glad I never asked him to coach the under 8s soccer
Brad: Yeah. He would not have fitted in.

Greg: Dude! That is disgusting
Brad: Oops. Savilian slip!

Mike: Hey. Look at that chick over there. Man she is hot. I'm a gonna get me a piece of that ass
Bill: Fuck man you are so uncool. That's DeAndre's daughter. She is like 15.

Mike: Hmm Savilian slip...

by The_Trill_LV January 13, 2014