The_Trill_LV's definitions

HatNav

Where a normal driver gets confused as to precisley where his satnav is telling him to turn. As a result he slows down to a crawl, thus adopting the driving approach of a person who wears a hat to drive. Which fucks off those people following him beyond belief.

Driver: fuck, where does it mean to go left. Is it here or that road just along there?
Driver's chick: Whatever, get a move on you hat
Driver: Shit, sorry, bit of a hatnav

Driver following slow car: For fucks sake; make your fucking mind up you cunt. What? You going to turn into a field you fucking idiot!!! Fucking hatnav again!

by The_Trill_LV September 21, 2013

Wag

When you ring a friend on his cell phone, he sees it is you and rejects the call

"Man, I rang Brad and it cut off after two rings. He's totally wagged me."

"Dude, I can't believe you wagged me last night. I thought you had more respect."

by The_Trill_LV July 15, 2013

Hirst

When a friend of acquaintance adds an inexplicable surcharge to a casual financial transaction - which you strongly suspect him of pocketing.

"The ticket for the gig said $45 but he hirstied it to $50. He mumbled something about booking charges. "

First Bro: "I gave Dave $20 to get us four coffees. He only gave me $4 change."
Second Bro: "Man, he has totally hirstied you."

by The_Trill_LV July 16, 2013

Deglamania

Where a normally sensible and pleasant individaul snaps under the influence of alcohol and becomes uncontrollable

We got chatting to this Swedish kid on the train back from the game. It was all very amicable. Then deglamania struck and Calvin hit him for no reason

Drunk dude: "I don't care what you say. I don't like his jacket. I am going ot fucking kill him.
Drunk dude's friends: "You deglamaniac!"

by The_Trill_LV September 21, 2013

Federer

When a dude settles for a chick several leagues below what he could have attained.

Person 1: "Man, Jake is ripped and pretty hot. What is he doing with that Hobag?"
Person 2: "He has totally Federered"

"I really need to have sex tonight. I'll play it safe in the club and go for a Federer"

by The_Trill_LV July 16, 2013

Anal chug

A celebratory act performed mostly by sporst teams. One dude crouches on a table whilst another lies beneath him. A third pours beer down the ass crack of dude 1 into dude 2's mouth.

Whilst widley promoted as a standard appraoch to marking important sports victories, it should be noted that the anal chug is, in fact, primarily a method of satisfying deeply repressed homosexual urges in an exlusively male environment.

We beat State with three from downtown right on the buzzer. Awesome!!! So Chip, Brad and Mike did an anal chug in the bar that night.

Phil: Great TD today Mac. You da man brother. Let's anal chug to celebrate!
Mac: Are you saying you want to suck my dick?
Phil: Yes please

by The_Trill_LV September 21, 2013

Different view of life

An essentially meaningless phrase used to style out inadvertenly embarrasing confessions. Its cod philosphical style distracts the attention of others involved in the conversation such that they forget what precedd it.

Dude 1: I like carrots
Dude 2: Me too - I love to shoev one up my ass whilst I am finishing myself off
Dude 1: Dude!!!! WTF!!! that is so gay!!!!
Dude 2: Oh, er, different view of life?
Dude 1: Ah I see, interesting...

Chip: I like a nice rack and a firm butt. But I'll be honest, a chick in medieval armour is what really truns me on
Brad: You are disgusting. Get out.
Chip: Hmm. Different view of life?
Brad: You make a compelling point

by The_Trill_LV September 21, 2013