The_Trill_LV's definitions

Savilian slip

An unintentional double entendre or other faux pas with more than a suggestion of paedophilia

Greg: Now Karl has come out, I'm glad I never asked him to coach the under 8s soccer
Brad: Yeah. He would not have fitted in.

Greg: Dude! That is disgusting
Brad: Oops. Savilian slip!

Mike: Hey. Look at that chick over there. Man she is hot. I'm a gonna get me a piece of that ass
Bill: Fuck man you are so uncool. That's DeAndre's daughter. She is like 15.

Mike: Hmm Savilian slip...

by The_Trill_LV January 13, 2014

Cascelerate

A method of speeding up a walk in a studied manner to try and disguise the increased speed and appear to be casually sauntering with an unconcerned air. Mainly deployed by dudes on public transport when trying to reach the last empty seat ahead of a pregnant chick.

Dude (thinking): "Shit, only one seat left. No way am I standing on this shit. If I cascelerate I can make it ahead of that heifer"
(after sitting down) "My bad, she's sprogged up. Still if I don't look at her, I ain't seen her..."

Lisa: "I got on the bus with five bags from the supermarket. Was just about to sit down when this ass shot past me into the seat. Tried to make out he hadn't seen me"
Ashley: He cascelerated past you. A hole.

by The_Trill_LV October 31, 2013

Hirst

When a friend of acquaintance adds an inexplicable surcharge to a casual financial transaction - which you strongly suspect him of pocketing.

"The ticket for the gig said $45 but he hirstied it to $50. He mumbled something about booking charges. "

First Bro: "I gave Dave $20 to get us four coffees. He only gave me $4 change."
Second Bro: "Man, he has totally hirstied you."

by The_Trill_LV July 16, 2013

Federer

When a dude settles for a chick several leagues below what he could have attained.

Person 1: "Man, Jake is ripped and pretty hot. What is he doing with that Hobag?"
Person 2: "He has totally Federered"

"I really need to have sex tonight. I'll play it safe in the club and go for a Federer"

by The_Trill_LV July 16, 2013

Wag

When you ring a friend on his cell phone, he sees it is you and rejects the call

"Man, I rang Brad and it cut off after two rings. He's totally wagged me."

"Dude, I can't believe you wagged me last night. I thought you had more respect."

by The_Trill_LV July 15, 2013

Anal chug

A celebratory act performed mostly by sporst teams. One dude crouches on a table whilst another lies beneath him. A third pours beer down the ass crack of dude 1 into dude 2's mouth.

Whilst widley promoted as a standard appraoch to marking important sports victories, it should be noted that the anal chug is, in fact, primarily a method of satisfying deeply repressed homosexual urges in an exlusively male environment.

We beat State with three from downtown right on the buzzer. Awesome!!! So Chip, Brad and Mike did an anal chug in the bar that night.

Phil: Great TD today Mac. You da man brother. Let's anal chug to celebrate!
Mac: Are you saying you want to suck my dick?
Phil: Yes please

by The_Trill_LV September 21, 2013

Different view of life

An essentially meaningless phrase used to style out inadvertenly embarrasing confessions. Its cod philosphical style distracts the attention of others involved in the conversation such that they forget what precedd it.

Dude 1: I like carrots
Dude 2: Me too - I love to shoev one up my ass whilst I am finishing myself off
Dude 1: Dude!!!! WTF!!! that is so gay!!!!
Dude 2: Oh, er, different view of life?
Dude 1: Ah I see, interesting...

Chip: I like a nice rack and a firm butt. But I'll be honest, a chick in medieval armour is what really truns me on
Brad: You are disgusting. Get out.
Chip: Hmm. Different view of life?
Brad: You make a compelling point

by The_Trill_LV September 21, 2013