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Lovely amazing guy. Very funny and skilled at most things including sports and video games.
Jheez, hristia is cool! I want to be with them
Hristia by ItIs what ItIs June 4, 2020

Hirsting 

verb: to enter a friends apartment and use them solely for marijuana. upon smoking, trying to find the nearest possible avenue for your exit.
"What the hell dude, that bitch came in here and Hirsted the shit out of us!",


"I'd date her, but she's a well-known Hirster",

"I thought the girl was cool, but then she started Hirsting me everyday."
Hirsting by Hirst-Hater February 10, 2009
Jake is such a hristia
hristia by JustDatBoi69 April 11, 2020

Hristian 

Is also being called Hriso, Gris by friends and Christian instead by most aquaintances, because it's a slavic name. Has a sad animu backstory with a girl, but got over it quickly. Although his most visible quality is his unprecedented aptitude for annoyance, there is more to him than meets the eye. He's a genuine and good person, loyal friend and a helpful soul to people's needs. He can be quite childish and be a sticky willy, but is usually good company and a fierce friend.
A: Hey, have you seen Hristian lately? I'm kinda worried about him...
B: Oh, he's okay. He's just taking a winter nap on board of Voyager 1 and is wiped out from the face of Earth and Messenger for a day or two.

A: Oh, not again! Well I'll just be waiting until he shows up, I guess...
Hristian by El Psy Kongorooo June 25, 2019

hristiana 

you are the badest bitch ever you are so sexy and you have big boobs and butt!
wow shes an hristiana

Hristian 

a really hotand sexy dude WITH GIANT TESTICLES that has lots of cool friends he loves (but they don't have a dick AS BIG AS HIS) milks any tits in a 20 meter vicinity
hristian is so sexy

lol ikr
Hristian by Arismetical May 27, 2020
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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