hirstia is a awsome personne always willing to help no matter what he help however he can if you meet a hristia never let them go he is a cool and handsome guy
Is also being called Hriso, Gris by friends and Christian instead by most aquaintances, because it's a slavic name. Has a sad animu backstory with a girl, but got over it quickly. Although his most visible quality is his unprecedented aptitude for annoyance, there is more to him than meets the eye. He's a genuine and good person, loyal friend and a helpful soul to people's needs. He can be quite childish and be a sticky willy, but is usually good company and a fierce friend.
A: Hey, have you seen Hristian lately? I'm kinda worried about him...
B: Oh, he's okay. He's just taking a winter nap on board of Voyager 1 and is wiped out from the face of Earth and Messenger for a day or two.
A: Oh, not again! Well I'll just be waiting until he shows up, I guess...
a really hotand sexy dude WITH GIANT TESTICLES that has lots of cool friends he loves (but they don't have a dick AS BIG AS HIS) milks any tits in a 20 meter vicinity
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!