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Hirstle is the definition of argonce big ego when really there just small minded and pathetic they are one big unstrust worthy and you should stay away from a hirstle especially an Emily they are way to good for a hirstle!!
A hirstle is so arrgent an pathetic errrrr that hirstle
hirstle by E M A C January 9, 2017
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Hipstler 

A hipster who's kind of a Nazi about his/her tastes, e.g. in music, film, clothing.
Trevor went on and on about how I haven't really listened to Tigermilk until I've heard it on vinyl. He's such a Hipstler.
Hipstler by Krasnerocalypse August 19, 2010
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The Holy guardian of the Rhine. An Adonis with luscious dark spirals for hair, and a physique of divinity.
Holy shit its Hirtler
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Rare, venereal disease. Most often associated with streaming.
I caught the Histle because I was on stream.
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A man who likes to talk about male courgettes, a lot.
He had an affinity for long veggies, like a histler.
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dylan hirtle 

a guy who has a small cock and enjoys dungeons and dragons a little too much
fuckin hell dont be a dylan hirtle
dylan hirtle by rjhiofvnwejbnkvrge February 12, 2018
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