Hipst'ocracy

When you claim to be an enlightened and unique individual but don't realize the extreme duality in your efforts to be different have crafted you out to be just another sheep on the hunt for individuality. Ba'aaah.

Person 1#: Todd just picked up a flannel, record player, and a peruvian beanie from urban outfitters to impress that one kombucha cunt from sociology.
Person #2: The cringe is strong, the hipst'ocracy makes me want to commit neckrope.

by theblackadder February 25, 2019

hipstocracy

To claim to like or dislike something based solely upon public opinion; to exist wholly independent from your own opinion in hopes of being popular.

Joel's decision to attend the Nickelback concert to get laid was an act of hipstocracy.

by douchetarded July 24, 2011