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Hipstake 

An expression of condemnation or exasperation uttered by someone (typically a non-hipster) after a hipster has done or said something ill-advised.
"Did you hear that Humphrey got Tulip preggers after he accidentally put on one of the rubber balloons left over from his balloon portrait of Bjork embracing Madonna, instead of a condom?"

"Hipstake!"
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Hipshame 

verb

To give someone shit for being up on or aware of some sort of alternative subculture or underground movement as if sharing information and/or information about that subject is some sort of bullshit douchebag behaviour
dude - "Man, Rick was hitting me with some serious Hipshame d last night!"
bro - "about what?"
dude - "I was talking about craft beer and post-punk and he was like 'quit being an asshole and just listen to weezy and drink bud'"
bro - yeah, well, he's an assclown.
Hipshame by robocarnage September 5, 2012

hipslanker 

Guy: Did you see her hipslanker?

Guy2: Yeah it's all over the internet it looks like moldy cheese
hipslanker by 19.95 November 12, 2016