hipscotch 

Being of a state of total absurdity.
Also may be used to describe suspicious characters.

Lets get out of here, this is so hipscotch

hipscotch by holdenchild November 12, 2010

This isn't fuckin' Tommy Hopscotch anymore 

a reference to an act or attitude deemed to be of low or amateur quality, when in fact a higher caliber action is required.

A reference to an inept character Tommy "Hopscotch" Hopkins from the 1996 crime thriller "Kounterfeit".

After losing three straight games, Brad was upset and addressed the team during practice telling them, "This isn't fuckin' Tommy Hopscotch anymore guys."

This isn't fuckin' Tommy Hopscotch anymore by Jimbeau McLoverton March 30, 2011

Hopscotch 

When a guy or girl has their way with a sex partner then moves on to the next.

*Hopscotchin does include protected sex.
If your not using protection your HOTscotchin.

Yoo! I went Hopscotchin with some chicks last night, I told her to let me hopscotch and she didnt have any problems with it.

myspace.com/jovanos. Check out the song called "Hopscotchin" for a clear example

Hopscotch by Jovanos January 31, 2009

Triple-Dick Hopscotch

Can be used to describe something of which nothing is more gay than. Adding more dicks to the hopscotch does not increase the level of gayness, as nothing can be gayer.

After getting hit with a blue shell at the end of the last lap in Mario Kart, the player exclaims: "Fuck! This shit is as gay as triple-dick hopscotch!"

Triple-Dick Hopscotch by Dr.ChocolateMilk February 5, 2010

Hipswitch 

When this word is shouted, everyone walking, jogging, or running has to turn
around quickly and go the opposite direction they were originally going

Person 1: *running*
Person 2: “HIPSWITCH”
Person 1: *turns around and runs in the opposite direction*

Hipswitch by Queen Breezy February 20, 2018

Portland Hopscotch

This delightful treat is bi-coastal... it involves being clubbed in the leg by a tri-nippled midget hooker after she discovers that you are paying for some 'intimate time' with Canadian money. After said clubbing, you hop into the nearest cab all the while the short-legged beast is chasing you yelling Gypsy curses.

Ex: Jeff's leg will heal but the pictures of him doing the Portland Hopscotch are priceless.

Portland Hopscotch by babysealclubsamich September 7, 2007

honeypot hopscotch 

When a male has sex with multiple females who are lying on top of each other, giving each one thrust before moving on to the next.

Man, it was awesome. Emily, Sarah, and Samantha all got drunk last night and let me pull a honeypot hopscotch on them.

honeypot hopscotch by T-Bone 1980 April 21, 2017