hippyocricy 

A delightful contradiction between preaching green and living lavish, making Mother Nature both proud and puzzled.

While Amber preaches "Save the Earth" as she boards her private jet to a yoga retreat, that screams hippyocricy!

hippyocricy by DAKster March 26, 2024

Hippocracy 

What Democracy turns into when all of the politicians in your country are Hippos.

After my trip to Hungry Hungry Island, I was impressed by the sophistication of the constitutional Hippocracy there.

Hippocracy by chevyvan June 25, 2009

Hippocricket 

n. a person who is overweight and loud.

boy: "my dad said you're a hippocricket!"

woman: "Don't you mean a hypocrite?"

boy: "No! He says you're fat and annoying!"

Hippocricket by sha'poohpooh July 18, 2011

hippocrisy 

"Do as I say, not as I do" behavior regarding large aquatic herbivores.

The term "hippocrisy" could also stand for ridiculous "talking outta both sides of your mouth" behavior that simulates how said lumbering "horse from the river" chooses to act --- for example, constantly badgering your kids to keep their clothes clean and pristine at all times, yet enjoying a good roll in the mud yourself.

hippocrisy by QuacksO November 20, 2019

Hippocricket 

To chastise someone for doing something that you yourself have also done.

Ryan: Clarence don't touch her hair you know she hates that.

Clarence: You are such a hippocricket, I saw you do it not 10min ago!!

Hippocricket by Geekslady March 14, 2011

Hippyocrisy 

When someone's vibe screams "save the Earth" but their actions whisper "but first, let me take this private jet to a yoga retreat." A delightful contradiction between preaching green and living lavish, making Mother Nature both proud and puzzled.

"Caught red-handed with a plastic straw in his organic smoothie, John's moment of hippyocrisy had the whole juice bar buzzing."

Hippyocrisy by DAKster March 15, 2024

hippyocrisy 

When someone's vibe screams "save the Earth" but their actions whisper "but first, let me take this private jet to a yoga retreat." A delightful contradiction between preaching green and living lavish, making Mother Nature both proud and puzzled.

"Caught red-handed with a plastic straw in his organic smoothie, Amber's moment of hippyocrisy had the whole juice bar buzzing."

hippyocrisy by DAKster March 18, 2024