Hippocricket 

n. a person who is overweight and loud.

boy: "my dad said you're a hippocricket!"

woman: "Don't you mean a hypocrite?"

boy: "No! He says you're fat and annoying!"

Hippocricket by sha'poohpooh July 18, 2011

Hippocricket 

To chastise someone for doing something that you yourself have also done.

Ryan: Clarence don't touch her hair you know she hates that.

Clarence: You are such a hippocricket, I saw you do it not 10min ago!!

Hippocricket by Geekslady March 14, 2011

Hippocricket 

A friend or family member that goes around talking bad about you to everybody all day long all day long but when they see you they have nothing to say.

David and Ned are like best friends, and share everything with each other. Ned always hates on David when hes not around. But yesterday when Ned was talking about David, David walked in and Ned stopped talking, he is such a hippocricket....

Hippocricket by JonahWills May 29, 2022

hippochicken 

A mysterious creature that lives in the Himalayas.

My cousin’s old Minecraft username was hippochicken.

hippochicken by Mr. Twinkieface November 17, 2020

hypocricket 

The silence of people who voice phony selective outrage when a member of an opposing political party perform an action, but go silent when a member of their own party does the same thing.

Internet post: Where are the people calling for Hillary to be locked up for using her own email server now that Trump is doing the same thing?

No response: hypocrickets

hypocricket by sjr1170 February 14, 2017