Hippyocrisy 

When someone's vibe screams "save the Earth" but their actions whisper "but first, let me take this private jet to a yoga retreat." A delightful contradiction between preaching green and living lavish, making Mother Nature both proud and puzzled.

"Caught red-handed with a plastic straw in his organic smoothie, John's moment of hippyocrisy had the whole juice bar buzzing."

Hippyocrisy by DAKster March 15, 2024

hippyocrisy 

When someone's vibe screams "save the Earth" but their actions whisper "but first, let me take this private jet to a yoga retreat." A delightful contradiction between preaching green and living lavish, making Mother Nature both proud and puzzled.

"Caught red-handed with a plastic straw in his organic smoothie, Amber's moment of hippyocrisy had the whole juice bar buzzing."

hippyocrisy by DAKster March 18, 2024

hippypocrisie 

Much the same as normal hypocrisy but with at organic of "green" slant.

The crazy hippy chick gave me crap for eating non-local food and then drove away in her SUV. Her hippypocrisie was laughable.

hippypocrisie by Cre8tym3 June 12, 2009

hippocrisy 

"Do as I say, not as I do" behavior regarding large aquatic herbivores.

The term "hippocrisy" could also stand for ridiculous "talking outta both sides of your mouth" behavior that simulates how said lumbering "horse from the river" chooses to act --- for example, constantly badgering your kids to keep their clothes clean and pristine at all times, yet enjoying a good roll in the mud yourself.

hippocrisy by QuacksO November 20, 2019

hippocrisp 

When one fails at at saying hypocrite and instead summons a crisp hippo.

Kamal is such a hippocrisp, said Jonathan while eating a famous chicken without pickles from ZWZ that cost 11000L.L.

hippocrisp by rayzucchini August 16, 2016

Hippocrispy 

CRISPY HIPPO

That was some good hippocrispy.

Hippocrispy by Not DarthyPoo December 28, 2020

hipocrisy 

untrue to a newly adopted trend, term, or fashion

it is sheer hipocrisy to try to change wtf to "way too funny"

hipocrisy by j doug January 7, 2009