Hippy Speedball 

A combination of caffeine and cannabis, often coffee and a joint. Though it has been referred to in the contexts of: drinking coffee and vaporizing, drinking yerba mate and smoking or eating a coffee based edible.

Hippy speedballs are the breakfast of champions!

Hippy Speedball by Hippy Speedball May 25, 2014

hippo's yawn 

a simile for a particularly large vagina, named so because it resembles a hippo yawning. minus the big teeth a hippo possesses of course. that would just be weird.

a hippo's yawn can usually be found attached to a slosher or perhaps a lady that has given birth to twins with heads like south park's mr mackey.

trevor : how'd it go with that slag last night then?
pete : mate, she had a minge like a hippo's yawn
trevor : that bad huh?
pete : seriously, it was like stirring a bucket of wallpaper paste with a pencil

hippo's yawn by MrCasual January 6, 2011

Hippy Sandgirl

The exact definition for "Hippy Sandgirl"is a collection of words representing a very beautiful girl who roams the country land like an upper class gypsy. Hippy Sandgirls are very rare, and if you ever stumble upon enough luck to actually meet one, you will become intoxicated with her beauty, and of her kindness. Some often confuse Hippy Sandgirls for angels or godesses, both induced with magical features such as amazing sparkling eyes and generally amazing wild curly hair. Hippy Sandgirls have many different traits that are rare such as "innocence" and "love"

After a small period of time the hippy sangirl will need to leave you, and return to its homeland, tired after visting a new place, although she will leave, her special enchanting aura will always be in the mist of your hearts.

OMG, WE HAVE TO MEET THE HIPPY SANDGIRL, i want to be her!

Hippy Sandgirl by Emily's own gypsy. May 10, 2011

Hippy Speedball 

To drink coffee while smoking weed, preferable in blunt form.

Maaaaaan, I woke up this morning and totally had myself a Hippy Speedball.... yeaaaah maaaaaann..

Hippy Speedball by the duuuude December 18, 2012

Happy S.A.D. 

Happy S.A.D. is a mirror holiday for Valentines Day. S.A.D. stands for Singles Awareness Day. Occurs February 14th for anyone and everyone without a significant other. Especially annoying when surrounded by people that are giving/receiving gifts (or 'more')from their significant others. Usually brings about bitter feelings in single people when greeted by a couple. !!WARNING!! If observed several years in a row can cause depression and/or emo-ness.

-He had never had a girlfriend, so he celebrated S.A.D. instead of Valentines Day on February 14th.
-She was single, so it was appropriate for her to observe Happy S.A.D.
-Couple:"Oh, hello single person. Happy Singles Awareness Day!" *proceed to make out*
Single Person:"Get a room asshats!" *cries inside due to lack of a lover/partner/girlfriend/boyfriend*

Happy S.A.D. by Single Person... lawl April 1, 2008

Happy's Pizza 

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Get to Happy's Pizza for 5 summer sizzlers, each just $9.99! Two Jumbo Shrimp dinners! Two Happy Wings dinners! Two pizzas! A whole slab of ribs or two rib tips dinners! Your choice, just $9.99! HAPPY'S PIZZA LOST THEY MIND!

Happy's Pizza by chimken_nunget September 7, 2019

Mr Happy's Flappy Garage 

An expression used to describe a vagina.

Lianne: Are you pulling into Mr happy's flappy garage tonight? Fuels on me ;)

James: Yes.

Mr Happy's Flappy Garage by hotbitchesmotherphucker October 31, 2011