Hippacrocapig

A very, very, very, unattractive person, with a very discraceful personality. This person is not pleasant to look at and is generally of a similar weight to an aircraft carrier.

Rosie O'Donnell is such a hippacrocapig

by Dan G November 15, 2004

Hippacrocapig

A munter who is so minging that she makes a bushpig look attractive. Usually is very smelly, with wild unkempt hair and toejam.

A cross between a hippo, crocodile and a pig.

Bob: Look at that old trout, she is such a Hippacrocapig, they wouldn't even let her into the circus. She fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

George: Ah, but she has a kind face.

Bob: Yeah, the kind that's been hit with a shovel!

by Stavica June 8, 2004

Hippacrocapig

Cross polination of an extremely ugly person. Coming from hippopotamus crocodile and pig being three of the most ugly animals around

Mo Mowlem or Syd James

by Rupe Sutton August 25, 2004

Hippacrocapig

A woman/girl of distinct uglyness and fatness. Resembling a hippopotamus, crocodile and common pig all in one go.

That girl is a hippacrocapig.

by Tom (dwh) Clark June 11, 2007

Hippocrocapig

A female who is not atractive at alll, used in the same context as "Moose".

Strewth, she's a right hippocrocapig! I would need to drink Belgium to go to bed with her!

by Not a Mullha November 5, 2006

Hippocrocapig

A woman who would be described as having a 'nice personality'. In reality she's just in danger of being harpooned.

Jeez man, tell me you didn't. She's a hippocrocapig! I wouldn't touch her with yours!

by EddyEinstein January 27, 2011

hippocrocopig

A Hippocrocopig is a another name for a person, male or female who is regarded as overweight like a hippopotomous as ugly as a crocodile and has the habbits of a pig.

Lisa Riley and Vanessa Feltz are the closest celebraties to be a Hippocrocopig

by daaaaannnnnn July 26, 2006