hipocritical

when someone is such a hypocrite, they don't deserve to have the word spelled right.

ew, she's so hipocritical

by kidsnloijvr June 17, 2008

hippocritical

Adj. Being both large and judgmental of others.

I don't mean to be hippocritical, but that person should not be wearing those tight clothes.

by Karaoke Roy November 8, 2013

Hypocritical

To do one action/ say something/ practise a way of life then be offended/insulted/ protest when others do the same (to you).

When Courtney takes joy in pouring water on the object of her affection/ boredom's top to make her unwittingly enter into a wet T shirt contest but protests when that same person does/ attempts to do the same to her. That makes her hypocritical.

by Ce Soir, Cet Orange, Ce Lieu August 12, 2008

Hypocritical Feminist

A woman that uses her elevated position in combination with a fake and unchallenged, “feminist stance” for her own selfish gains. She does not help other women or society, more generally. Therefore, her brand of “feminism” could be more harmful to women than misogyny.

Blanca was fucking her own (male) graduate student advisee at the same time she was working on campus legislation against fraternization, publicly. Other male professors were fired for similar offenses, but she got away with it because she played the feminist card. She is a hypocritical feminist.

Lynn is such a hypocritical feminist! She says she fights for women, but she steals work from her female direct reports all the time.

by Hsin2187 June 12, 2016

hippocratical

A belief system of Anesthesiologists that refuse to enforce Capital Punishment. A combination of the hippocratic oath taken by physicians and the word, hippocritical. A term coined by the great Stephen Colbert, in reference to the anesthesiologists that refused to assist in the execution of a convited rapist and murderer.

"Those sum bitches Anesthesiologists are so hippocratical, they wouldn't know truthiness if it came up and bite them like a bear. And that's the word."

by chang-a-lang February 25, 2006

Hypocritical liar

Someone who lies about other people lying.

Person 1: "Person 2 is lying"
Person 2: (actually telling the truth)

Person 1 is a hypocritical liar.

by dishonest March 15, 2014

Hypocritical Mass

Purposely being just enough of a hypocrite for people to notice. Usually because you have morals or will power and can't control your actions and opinions.

Looks like Dave has reached hypocritical mass.... Does he ever stick to what he says?

by shaneurysm September 22, 2011