To do one action/ say something/ practise a way of life then be offended/insulted/ protest when others do the same (to you).
When Courtney takes joy in pouring water on the object of her affection/ boredom's top to make her unwittingly enter into a wet T shirt contest but protests when that same person does/ attempts to do the same to her. That makes her hypocritical.
by Ce Soir, Cet Orange, Ce Lieu July 18, 2008
The dope dealer thinks he/she knows better than anyone who should be in rehab, then tells other people not to judge. What's more hypocritical than that?
by Solid Mantis June 25, 2019
Lily (To Current Partner) : Oh you shouldn't worry about my ex, I don't want to get with him, I feel nothing towards him romantically.
Lily (after breaking up with that current partner the same day) : I kinda want to get back with my ex (the same one mentioned previously)
This is being hypocritical
Lily (after breaking up with that current partner the same day) : I kinda want to get back with my ex (the same one mentioned previously)
This is being hypocritical
by carrotcrotch September 4, 2017
Someone who tells people to not do things they themselves do. Worse are those who insult people for doing the same things the do.
Kristin is such a stupid hypocrite. That dumb bitch goes on MeetMe to insult every guy on there for being on there. Just a immature hypocritical MeetMe girl.
by ChucksisTuguy April 18, 2017
Hypocrite: A three hundred + pound man who has a "NO FAT CHICKS" bumper sticker on the back of his 1987 Honda Civic Hatch Back.
by singledimension October 17, 2009
1. A person who expects the rest of the world to live up to her standards but doesn't feel obliged to do the same.
2. A person who condems others actions then turns around and conducts herself in the same manner.
2. A person who condems others actions then turns around and conducts herself in the same manner.
Ex. I can't believe Cassie would be so unfeeling that she would go after Meagan's ex right after they broke up.
But Kelley, you just started dating your boyfriend the same day he broke up with his girlfriend, and a week after you had just slept with yours.
Oh that's different..
No its not , your a hypocrite !!!
But Kelley, you just started dating your boyfriend the same day he broke up with his girlfriend, and a week after you had just slept with yours.
Oh that's different..
No its not , your a hypocrite !!!
by Earthmama August 15, 2010
A liar two face that says 1 thing and does the other. Uses their powers to make them self appear to be better then they are, and if you give them a solid counter argument, they will rebuttal with nonsense. These type of people typically abuse powers and have conditional beliefs depending on what benefits them.
But Mayhem I didn't post that stuff on the forums it was my roommate I swear. Mayhem says, 'Too fucking bad you're banned!'
Mayhem says, 'Don't do that, do this act more mature admins always act the same for everyone blah blah blah' Mysterious person says, ' 1sv?' Mayhem says, 'Uh..uh....uhhhh BAN BAN BAN!'
Liar Hypocrite two face thunder cunt Jerk Backstabber
Mayhem says, 'Don't do that, do this act more mature admins always act the same for everyone blah blah blah' Mysterious person says, ' 1sv?' Mayhem says, 'Uh..uh....uhhhh BAN BAN BAN!'
Liar Hypocrite two face thunder cunt Jerk Backstabber
by The Somx Community May 27, 2009