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hintz man hintz
hintz by JAY CarriGAN November 30, 2003
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By far, known as the hottest man alive.
Women and all men love him, he has beautiful fluffy black hair and a smirk which shines a light across the world.
His clever demeanour and charming personality can seduce anyone, his loved by all and mostly importantly, by all the women he knows.
Violently pansexual, he'd date anyone.
He has a sensual and attractive accent which would make anyone gush after hearing it.
Simp 1: Who's the hottest man alive?
Simp 2: Hintz!
Hintz by emugangsta February 21, 2021
Related Words

Autumn Hintz 

She both Hellfire and Holywater.

She has a heart of gold. But break her trust, you'll see a dark side. She a warrior who will do anything to protect the ones she loves. Having her on your side. Makes you the luckiest. Don't ever flip her bitch switch. She is ONE OF A KIND.
Why can't you just be an Autumn Hintz.

terry hintz 

"I want to fuck terry hintz omggggg"
1. Free space at the back of a building.

2. The world of a hinterhof, where a flower between the garbage boxes became a garden and a pile of dirt was the children's playground.
If you want to buy something, go enter the hinterhof.
HINTERHOF by di3go_ September 11, 2023
To be told to do something that is absolutely assbackwards
in order to appear to have an important job
Yesterday Mike got hiltzed into walking up hill with the all the tools, instead of driving the truck up, which was right next to him and wasn't being used, but the boss is always right
hiltzed by Mike O'Shea November 2, 2007

Hiltz Things 

Actions that are so ridiculous that they have to be seen in order to actually be believed . Hiltz Things can be summed up as absurd actions done by someone who is just one crazy motherfucker, they are well outside the realm of natural human thought.
getting a concussion by falling down the stairs, backslapping people obnoxiously loud, screaming at groups of people, making a sperm of your history teacher, and brushing your teeth while ordering at Wendy's are all example of Hiltz Things
Hiltz Things by Randorph the Chin November 14, 2011
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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