To be told to do something that is absolutely assbackwards
in order to appear to have an important job
in order to appear to have an important job
Yesterday Mike got hiltzed into walking up hill with the all the tools, instead of driving the truck up, which was right next to him and wasn't being used, but the boss is always right
by Mike O'Shea October 18, 2007
Actions that are so ridiculous that they have to be seen in order to actually be believed . Hiltz Things can be summed up as absurd actions done by someone who is just one crazy motherfucker, they are well outside the realm of natural human thought.
getting a concussion by falling down the stairs, backslapping people obnoxiously loud, screaming at groups of people, making a sperm of your history teacher, and brushing your teeth while ordering at Wendy's are all example of Hiltz Things
by Randorph the Chin November 14, 2011