hinkery 

Messed up in the head.

Don't go hinkery on me.

hinkery by Alex Knight February 1, 2005

Hinkey

As defined by Cosmo or Sykes (Joe Pantoliano and Daniel Roebuck respectively) in the 1993 movie "The Fugitive". In a conversation in the Federal building, Cosmo, Sykes and Sam Gerard (Tommy Lee Jones), the situation with Dr. Richard Kimble (Harrison Ford) is described as Hinkey, meaning that it is strange or unusual. Gerard exclaims that he does not know what that means and doesn't want them using words around him that he does not understand. Hence, if something, or someone is hinkey, it is strange and/or unusual.

Seeing the sun shine while it is pouring down rain is hinkey.


He was acting hinkey, I think he's on something.

Don't get hinkey with me, mister!

Doesn't that seem a bit hinkey?

Hinkey by Jeffery Stone October 20, 2004

New York Hickery Dickery Dong 

A sexual act between a man and woman that can only be done on New Year’s Eve on top of the Empire State Building, otherwise it’s completely ILLEGAL. The man inserts his cock into the woman’s pussy, preferably a tight one, he than dangles her over the edge (titanic style). He continues to pump his cock into her, pulling out last second, ejaculating over the edge, falling down to an unsuspecting person. After that, they must sing the National Anthem backwards, or they will be killed by two bald eagles that happen to reside in the building.

James: yo, guess what? My girl said I could try the New York Hickery Dickery Dong on her tonight, since it’s New Year’s Eve and all.

Patrick: Sweet, I wish I had a woman like yours.

New York Hickery Dickery Dong by That one guy you like June 16, 2018

hinkey

A word used frequently by Abby in NCIS to mean iffy or suspect - not right.

This situation is definitely getting Hinkey.......

hinkey by beadsage February 21, 2007

Hinkerdinkel 

German for tic-tac sized penis

Suck my hinkerdinkel

Hinkerdinkel by Penis boy September 6, 2017

honkery 

Acting in such a manner as to perpetuate white (honkey) stereotypes in society such as shopping at the Gap, wearing socks with sandals, fathers using baby bjorns etc.

Her: Let's go to Ikea and find some throw pillows for the new chaise!

Me: Our Sundays are so full of honkery.

honkery by crickkills May 18, 2011

hickery dickery dock 

the mouse sucked off my cock

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hickery dickery dock by Zerkun Designs February 13, 2018