Himness

Falling victim to a sassy, ugly bitch who takes shitloads of selfies and crops people out of them, has an ugly boyfriend and a resting bitchface, and who also walks like a lesbian.

Khloé: Hi Kourtney! Hi Kim!
Kourtney: OMG that ugly bitch just cropped us out of her selfie Kim!
Kim: Kourtney, we've just fallen victims to Himness!

Khloé: Thats it, im unfollowing her Instagram!

by 3whore5u March 23, 2016

Himcess

A grown ass man who wants to live a life as a pretty princess irl or online

I will do whatever i can to protect my himcess

by Black-coded malera October 28, 2023

hemness

To know EVERYTHING
similar to a dictionary
It is possible the world revolves slowly around a Hemness.

Little Tommy, "Dad, what does incognito mean?"
Dad, "I'm not really sure son, go check the Hemness - it knows everything."

by Heather Hemness June 14, 2008

stolen hipness

Stolen hipness occurs when a person claims to having done something really cool at an earlier time when in fact they didn't.

Marvin claimed to have attended Woodstock in 1969 when in fact he worked as a bank teller. He was a classic example of stolen hipness.

by Louisiana Tiger March 25, 2020

hmmness

The state of something being almost disagreeable - Something hmm.

I may face the hmmness of that situation later.

by Mynameis...123 May 19, 2018

himneesh

god had a few inches left for himneesh while making him, and sent all of them to his height by mistake, leaving his dick sad.

poor bastard.

"woah, look how tall he is!"
"its himneesh. dont get too excited"

by lostinches June 14, 2021

yo’higness

{A mean ass person who loves to fight and run their mouth} , a person who has a shitload of pictures in their camera roll , and catches attitudes for no reason , a person who doesn’t know why their mad most of the time , a person who likes to argue , a person who just likes to get mad .

Yo’higness {Damn} they’re sooo {fine }

by Yo’Higness May 17, 2018