Himness
Falling victim to a sassy, ugly bitch who takes shitloads of selfies and crops people out of them, has an ugly boyfriend and a resting bitchface, and who also walks like a lesbian.
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Himcess
Himcess by Black-coded malera October 28, 2023
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hemness
To know EVERYTHING
similar to a dictionary
It is possible the world revolves slowly around a Hemness.
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It is possible the world revolves slowly around a Hemness.
Little Tommy, "Dad, what does incognito mean?"
Dad, "I'm not really sure son, go check the Hemness - it knows everything."
Dad, "I'm not really sure son, go check the Hemness - it knows everything."
hemness by Heather Hemness June 14, 2008
stolen hipness
Stolen hipness occurs when a person claims to having done something really cool at an earlier time when in fact they didn't.
Marvin claimed to have attended Woodstock in 1969 when in fact he worked as a bank teller. He was a classic example of stolen hipness.
stolen hipness by Louisiana Tiger March 25, 2020
hmmness
hmmness by Mynameis...123 May 19, 2018
himneesh
god had a few inches left for himneesh while making him, and sent all of them to his height by mistake, leaving his dick sad.
poor bastard.
poor bastard.
himneesh by lostinches June 14, 2021
yo’higness
{A mean ass person who loves to fight and run their mouth} , a person who has a shitload of pictures in their camera roll , and catches attitudes for no reason , a person who doesn’t know why their mad most of the time , a person who likes to argue , a person who just likes to get mad .
yo’higness by Yo’Higness May 17, 2018
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